Kobe的成功 - 工程師

By Oliver
at 2015-05-31T19:07

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※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板 #1LQi0I_e ]

作者: withjs (kkkkk) 看板: joke
標題: [笑話] Kobe的成功
時間: Sun May 31 16:02:24 2015

某工程師問Kobe“你為什麼如此成功？”

Kobe反問工程師“你知道洛杉磯凌晨4點的樣子嗎？”

工程師回“知道，通常那時候我還沒睡，怎麼了？”

Kobe“……沒事”

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By Ida
at 2015-06-03T23:42

？

By Ida
at 2015-06-06T16:47

哈哈

By Odelette
at 2015-06-07T08:02

就...想嗆人要早起結果來個根本沒得睡的

By Dora
at 2015-06-08T15:24

By Sarah
at 2015-06-12T23:33

XDDDDDD

By Anthony
at 2015-06-14T20:57

XDDDDDDDDD

By Necoo
at 2015-06-18T09:28

不錯

By Ula
at 2015-06-21T19:28

蛋蛋

By Dorothy
at 2015-06-22T06:09

By Donna
at 2015-06-24T07:31

還不錯

By Quanna
at 2015-06-28T04:00

工程師問Kobe說那你知道丹佛四點的樣子嗎?

By James
at 2015-06-28T19:48

By Enid
at 2015-06-29T16:56

暑假時期大學生: 我看過24小時窗外

By Kelly
at 2015-06-29T21:02

kobe: 知道因為那時我才剛幹……咳沒事

By John
at 2015-07-03T19:28

哈哈哈踢到鐵板

By Joe
at 2015-07-07T20:17

工程師:你知道肝長什麼樣子嗎? 阿~~我沒有肝

By Margaret
at 2015-07-09T21:08

kobe:你知道我全身最硬的是哪裡嗎? 工程師:比我肝還硬嗎

By Gilbert
at 2015-07-14T17:08

XDDD

By Candice
at 2015-07-18T04:25

應該說不知道，因為我還在公司裡面加班

By Lucy
at 2015-07-20T15:21

淡淡的哀傷之加班篇

By Steve
at 2015-07-21T02:26

淡淡的哀傷

By Andy
at 2015-07-23T03:34

哈哈哈哈哈

By Aaliyah
at 2015-07-25T07:46

還不錯

By Barb Cronin
at 2015-07-30T02:45

有戳到我的點xD

By Adele
at 2015-08-03T01:09

幹XDDD 逆向笑點XDD 不錯不錯

By Oliver
at 2015-08-05T22:33

Joke最後一道希望在這

By Ivy
at 2015-08-10T07:48

XDD

By Kristin
at 2015-08-13T17:09

淡淡的哀傷

By Mary
at 2015-08-18T13:35

這可以轉科技版XDDDD

By Gary
at 2015-08-23T02:39

是交叉反擊拳！打中我的笑穴！

By Anthony
at 2015-08-25T22:23

XDDDDD

By Annie
at 2015-08-27T14:14

不是都哈佛比較多嗎 XDD

By William
at 2015-08-28T04:48

輸了XDDDD

By Rae
at 2015-08-31T11:54

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Ethan
at 2015-09-02T04:31

By John
at 2015-09-06T03:17

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Edward Lewis
at 2015-09-10T03:19

LOL!

By Charlotte
at 2015-09-11T08:06

我怎看不太懂求解

By Suhail Hany
at 2015-09-16T03:57

還不錯

By Megan
at 2015-09-18T09:57

因為Kobe都凌晨四點起來練球,工程師凌晨四點還沒睡

By Delia
at 2015-09-19T04:11

工程師：哈哈哈...阿...嗚嗚嗚...

By Carolina Franco
at 2015-09-22T13:30

笑惹XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Eden
at 2015-09-26T08:31

哈哈哈哈哈XDDDD

By Quintina
at 2015-09-27T13:55

工程師：我辦公室視野還不錯

By Christine
at 2015-10-01T09:37

笑著流淚XDD

By Madame
at 2015-10-05T03:16

XDDDDDDD

By Poppy
at 2015-10-06T11:13

就可回來了

By Olivia
at 2015-10-07T22:05

哈哈

By Eden
at 2015-10-08T22:00

XDD

By Charlie
at 2015-10-13T18:46

KOBE別人還不用被關怎樣看都KOBE比較成功
要是換成工程師就被關到死

By Charlie
at 2015-10-18T06:45

海綿海巡中

By Quintina
at 2015-10-21T07:31

靠杯喔怎麼這邊也看到海綿56啦XDDD

By Skylar Davis
at 2015-10-24T02:57

可惡笑了

By James
at 2015-10-28T18:22

淡淡的哀傷

By Anonymous
at 2015-11-01T00:53

lol

By Lydia
at 2015-11-02T01:12

笑了XDDD

By Frederic
at 2015-11-03T07:42

By Lydia
at 2015-11-06T22:20

乾海綿56怎麼在這啦XDDD

By Quanna
at 2015-11-07T09:10

幹XDDDDDD好哀傷

By Kelly
at 2015-11-07T12:30

哈哈哈哈哈

By Oscar
at 2015-11-11T07:22

XDDDD

By Joe
at 2015-11-12T03:53

...

By Poppy
at 2015-11-16T23:50

...

By Rebecca
at 2015-11-17T18:26

笑不出來有種淡淡的悲傷~~~

By Edith
at 2015-11-22T10:52

最好通常四點還沒睡是夜鷹部隊逆

By Frederica
at 2015-11-23T10:49

樓下GG輪班星人

By Candice
at 2015-11-25T13:52

你知到丹佛凌晨四點的樣子嗎

By Regina
at 2015-11-26T06:33

輪班人笑不出來

By Zenobia
at 2015-11-30T11:13

LA凌晨四點台灣才傍晚而已

By Genevieve
at 2015-11-30T23:22

退休傷兵的反擊！

By Doris
at 2015-12-01T04:25

輪班最好能看到夜景文組的喇叭笑話
不好笑也一堆人在哪邊xd

By Mia
at 2015-12-01T21:42

想知道我的秘訣嗎？我死也不會傳

By Callum
at 2015-12-06T03:56

笑翻XDDD

By Franklin
at 2015-12-10T06:03

你知道我在丹佛幾點睡嗎？

By Rebecca
at 2015-12-13T04:04

淡淡的憂傷XDDDD

By Robert
at 2015-12-14T17:58

你知道竹科淩晨4點的樣子嗎？你起床練球的時候我還沒睡，
你練球完休息時我繼續爆肝，你休息完摟著妹仔X的時候，
我在被老闆狗幹，你試著嗆我時，我只有工時能拿出來回敬

By Liam
at 2015-12-16T11:48

你，我是工程師，我是台灣人，我驕傲我大聲，我.......
想學籃球

By Belly
at 2015-12-18T21:31

有人認真了說看到夜景只是要說那時還沒睡而已啦
是不是真的看到不是那麼重要~

By Genevieve
at 2015-12-20T23:00

看到窗外漸漸變白是提醒你出去抽根菸跟聽聽鳥叫聲

By Agnes
at 2015-12-24T06:30

台灣的競爭力是用無數人的肝指數堆疊出來的

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