今日面試之不可思議奇遇 - 工程師

By Victoria
at 2014-05-28T12:39
at 2014-05-28T12:39
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話說蛇王我上週接到某公司的面試通知,今天就去看了一下,
到了該公司有一個先我一步到的仁兄也是來應徵的,總機小姐
問他面試那個職缺,他說工程師,總機小姐就請他進到一間看
起來相當豪華的小會議室去寫履歷表,輪到我時也是問我應徵
什麼職缺,我這時心裡已經猜到這是這家公司的內部文化是怎
樣了, 我就說作業員,果然總機小姐一臉不削的表情,帶我到一
間看起來像是茶水間的小房間,裡面只有一張折疊桌跟塑膠椅,
總機小姐丟下履歷表後只說一句:寫好了再拿給我
我苦笑著寫著履歷表,最後一部份是要用英文寫一小篇自我介
紹,這倒是讓我有點意外,不過本蛇王早就已經有所準備,不管
是英文自傳還是自介都沒問題,準備就是要應付這種突發狀況
寫好之後拿給總機小姐,她的表情就像一整天沒客人上們的媽媽
桑一樣,冷冷的說:等一下,人事專員會過來,我也只好回那間像是
茶水間房間等待
過了半小時,一個看起來差不多23.24歲的年輕人進來了,他一臉
肅殺的表情拿著我的履歷表進來,一坐下來就問我說:應徵作業員?
我回答:是,他來回翻了幾下履歷表,我知道他根本沒在專心看,然後
他說:我看到你英文自介第一句我就不想用你了,開頭的I am文法根
本就錯的離譜,是I are 才對,我看你是找不到工作才想來我們公司
騙吃騙喝的吧?我大學剛畢業你就想寫這種東西來考驗我的智慧
我用不可置信的表情看著眼前這個年輕人(蛇王我是快40的大叔),
說些話時他充滿自信的表情,清析的口條,都顯示出他是一個優秀
的年輕人,看來我該讓賢了
這時他說:看什麼?你可以離開了,不然你還想繼續騙下去阿?
他用堅定的步伐,玉樹臨風似的走出去,留下我一人在房間裡
彰化人,爭氣一點好嗎?
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到了該公司有一個先我一步到的仁兄也是來應徵的,總機小姐
問他面試那個職缺,他說工程師,總機小姐就請他進到一間看
起來相當豪華的小會議室去寫履歷表,輪到我時也是問我應徵
什麼職缺,我這時心裡已經猜到這是這家公司的內部文化是怎
樣了, 我就說作業員,果然總機小姐一臉不削的表情,帶我到一
間看起來像是茶水間的小房間,裡面只有一張折疊桌跟塑膠椅,
總機小姐丟下履歷表後只說一句:寫好了再拿給我
我苦笑著寫著履歷表,最後一部份是要用英文寫一小篇自我介
紹,這倒是讓我有點意外,不過本蛇王早就已經有所準備,不管
是英文自傳還是自介都沒問題,準備就是要應付這種突發狀況
寫好之後拿給總機小姐,她的表情就像一整天沒客人上們的媽媽
桑一樣,冷冷的說:等一下,人事專員會過來,我也只好回那間像是
茶水間房間等待
過了半小時,一個看起來差不多23.24歲的年輕人進來了,他一臉
肅殺的表情拿著我的履歷表進來,一坐下來就問我說:應徵作業員?
我回答:是,他來回翻了幾下履歷表,我知道他根本沒在專心看,然後
他說:我看到你英文自介第一句我就不想用你了,開頭的I am文法根
本就錯的離譜,是I are 才對,我看你是找不到工作才想來我們公司
騙吃騙喝的吧?我大學剛畢業你就想寫這種東西來考驗我的智慧
我用不可置信的表情看著眼前這個年輕人(蛇王我是快40的大叔),
說些話時他充滿自信的表情,清析的口條,都顯示出他是一個優秀
的年輕人,看來我該讓賢了
這時他說:看什麼?你可以離開了,不然你還想繼續騙下去阿?
他用堅定的步伐,玉樹臨風似的走出去,留下我一人在房間裡
彰化人,爭氣一點好嗎?
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