他們進不去台積電，只好鄙視台積電 - 工程師

By Jacky
at 2018-10-11T02:15

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幹

在這版呆了N年
沒見過比你傻逼的

不過在GG呆了N年
倒見了N多個同傻逼樣的

首先

哥猜你人在龍潭
而且他媽就只懂封裝
而且他媽還是GG教你的

生來連size_t是用來宣告個屌都不知道

阿如果這麼缺乏常識
大概也只有GG會收你
他媽除了在GG當肥貓

還能去哪裡？

有大鍋飯吃
當然謝主隆恩

這就跟朝廷裡那些公公一般思維
吃好睡好
白白淨淨
縱然四海升平
到底餓殍遍野
與我何干？

自覺外面的閑言閑語
不就是踏不進午門的那些低賤東西
在妒富愧貧

GG人絕大多數
就是這副德性

常常聊到職涯規劃
GG人的起手式就是：

「外面沒有比較好」

這話對一半
也不對一半

主要的原因
就是這句話前面少了一句
而GG人卻渾然忘記
完整的一句話應是：

「（像我這麼廢去）外面沒有比較好」

這概念就好比
公公出了皇城

連根都沒了
是活個屌？

但是宮裡呆久了
公公總忘記自己沒屌

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at 2018-10-16T00:06

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at 2018-10-16T19:52

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at 2018-10-19T08:38

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at 2018-10-22T10:17

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at 2018-10-25T13:02

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at 2018-10-27T09:50

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at 2018-10-28T07:14

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at 2018-11-30T02:15

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at 2018-12-20T18:28

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很厲害

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at 2019-02-19T20:47

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at 2019-03-10T23:39

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at 2019-03-11T08:12

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By Agatha
at 2019-03-14T08:51

中肯推 GG人真的超愛講外面更爛

By William
at 2019-03-15T00:46

但我身為GG人誠懇的說句外面比GG更好

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at 2019-03-17T01:44

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at 2019-03-18T07:03

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at 2019-03-31T15:31

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大家也是混口飯吃不要這麼專業至少gg養活很多人

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at 2019-04-19T23:38

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at 2019-04-22T04:16

..推回來

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留個原文嘛！不然根本不知道發生什麼事？

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at 2019-06-16T16:58

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at 2019-09-09T03:01

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at 2019-09-15T11:52

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切

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at 2019-09-27T06:23

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at 2019-10-02T21:19

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at 2019-10-12T01:23

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at 2019-10-13T01:29

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By Lauren
at 2019-10-17T00:30

用字精闢流暢比喻生動給推~

By Noah
at 2019-10-19T22:26

中肯

By Joe
at 2019-10-21T19:53

可以優質淺顯易懂推

By Brianna
at 2019-10-23T18:09

哈哈哈

By Valerie
at 2019-10-26T15:27

By Blanche
at 2019-10-28T02:05

中肯文

By Emily
at 2019-10-31T12:53

笑死

By Tracy
at 2019-11-03T06:07

不好意思新警察報到這邊N是GG碩畢新人價嗎

By Puput
at 2019-11-04T16:02

哈哈哈哈好久沒看到這麼優質的文章，你總算有一篇惹

By Gary
at 2019-11-07T20:03

專業 XD

By Ursula
at 2019-11-08T21:58

嗆

By Aaliyah
at 2019-11-13T18:23

語文大師甘拜下風

By Caitlin
at 2019-11-16T04:09

推說得真好

By Gary
at 2019-11-16T15:25

精闢

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at 2019-11-19T09:36

邏輯滿分XD

By Hamiltion
at 2019-11-22T10:07

有笑有推

By Adele
at 2019-11-27T08:01

U文

By Madame
at 2019-11-29T09:05

優文

By Delia
at 2019-12-02T05:28

我這也一個G跳來一個沒跳成..

By Hardy
at 2019-12-06T04:47

用字精闢流暢比喻生動給推~

By Yuri
at 2019-12-06T12:44

By Aaliyah
at 2019-12-09T12:02

By Jake
at 2019-12-09T17:03

幹感覺好像有道理

By Iris
at 2019-12-13T05:18

推，清楚

By Ingrid
at 2019-12-17T02:34

By Megan
at 2019-12-21T19:32

本來我也很謙虛,但傳產待了幾間後，發現更多自大更廢的

By Delia
at 2019-12-22T11:17

除非在GG很自以為又不敢走的才會像你說的那樣

By Genevieve
at 2019-12-26T06:12

進不去不知給推給噓

By Frederica
at 2019-12-30T10:07

XDDDDD

By Hamiltion
at 2020-01-03T20:59

這篇有當初台南gg文的3成功力給推

By Una
at 2020-01-04T02:38

中肯

By Steve
at 2020-01-07T01:56

不管啦我大GG就是屌輪班救台灣

By Eden
at 2020-01-08T02:10

完全正確R

By Emily
at 2020-01-09T13:20

推

By Tristan Cohan
at 2020-01-11T11:09

推

By Olivia
at 2020-01-16T01:26

肺腑

By Xanthe
at 2020-01-16T11:32

給推

By Liam
at 2020-01-21T11:15

中文很好哦，連餓殍都打得出來

By Kelly
at 2020-01-23T21:24

夠酸

By Poppy
at 2020-01-24T01:44

年紀越大越怕,越怕越封閉,最後創造出一套理論,刷存在

By Ingrid
at 2020-01-24T12:20

夠酸，還酸得剛好，推

By Edward Lewis
at 2020-01-25T18:01

推

By Queena
at 2020-01-30T08:45

笑死

By Ingrid
at 2020-02-02T17:02

真的笑死

By Freda
at 2020-02-06T12:07

可以精闢

By Rosalind
at 2020-02-10T08:02

優文

By Freda
at 2020-02-15T06:40

有些人自以為待過GG就鍍金了，好笑

By Ida
at 2020-02-19T05:54

優質

By Zora
at 2020-02-23T07:06

這專業說書的

By Candice
at 2020-02-25T06:15

人妖爛屁股

By Hamiltion
at 2020-02-27T06:01

在台積久了講話就是這樣酸沒錯

By James
at 2020-02-29T22:26

7pupu

By Charlie
at 2020-03-05T01:26

推

By Charlie
at 2020-03-06T00:49

GG就是公公，中肯

By Audriana
at 2020-03-08T13:10

騎驢找馬先累積一下騎驢的經驗，這樣騎馬會比較順一點

By Donna
at 2020-03-11T09:52

精闢

By Charlie
at 2020-03-15T05:52

超會比喻XDDD

By Dinah
at 2020-03-18T16:00

不能同意妳再多了XDDDD

By Mason
at 2020-03-20T04:29

好嗆XXXD

By Selena
at 2020-03-23T04:04

夠戰

By Catherine
at 2020-03-24T01:57

By Elma
at 2020-03-25T06:42

台G公公居多，12p4工程師幫推

By Lydia
at 2020-03-26T01:34

瞭

他們進不去台積電，只好鄙視台積電 - 工程師

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