允許使用各種超激詞彙 - 大陸工作

Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2009-11-10T02:25

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下車之後我人走在騎樓,右手邊有一間屈臣氏;

門口走出兩個老婦人,講著台語,

一時興奮,瞬間轉頭眼神望向那兩個老婦人,透露出一副我也會講台語的開心表情!

我作好心情的調整,準備跟那兩位老婦人搭訕!

也已經準備將「哇馬喜歹丸郎」當作搭訕的第一句開場白。




但是...






















我人就是回台灣放假呀!還在陸化狀態是三小?

滿街都是拎北老鄉呀,整個在路上邊走邊靠北自己。

 

搭訕就算了,

還找歐巴桑是怎樣。


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All Comments

Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2009-11-12T06:53
撲哈哈哈哈...好想轉笨版喔(誤)
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2009-11-16T00:41
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Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2009-11-16T16:20
xd
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2009-11-20T17:17
XDDDDDDDD 太好笑了
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By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2009-11-22T08:29
XDDDDDDDDDD *拍拍*
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2009-11-23T12:05
XDDDDDDDDDD *拍拍*
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2009-11-26T23:34
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2009-12-01T17:52
XDDDDDDDD這個不錯
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2009-12-04T06:54
XDDDDDDDDDD *我也不想*
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2009-12-04T09:50
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好好笑喔 ~^o^~
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2009-12-06T10:39
我在台灣走在路上聽到人家講台語我也會驚嚇+注意
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2009-12-10T21:41
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 有笨點 跟 淡淡地悲傷
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2009-12-15T02:59
可以轉笨版了XDDD
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2009-12-19T18:42
那去搭一句"早上好"吧...
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2009-12-23T23:11
現在聽到台語都超性份的..
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2009-12-26T12:49
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2009-12-30T01:58
超好笑的阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2010-01-02T04:29
好好笑好好笑!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2010-01-03T21:26
哇馬喜歹丸郎+1
David avatar
By David
at 2010-01-07T17:30
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
George avatar
By George
at 2010-01-11T01:54
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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at 2009-11-10T00:00
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