尼姑在火車上化緣 - 大陸工作

By William
at 2014-08-30T23:10

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※ [本文轉錄自 Gossiping 看板 #1K0RSHku ]

作者: flamerlin (不握住怎能談放手) 看板: Gossiping
標題: Re: [問卦] 尼姑在火車上化緣
時間: Sat Aug 30 19:35:42 2014

分享一下個人在強國遇到的類似情況

之前為了體驗看看搭乘長程火車的感覺

從山東搭到河南，隔壁省而已居然搭了16個小時

一路上除了坐的腰痠背痛之外

還要遇到形形色色的乞討集團

遇過最狠的一組是在河南境內

一個貌似聾啞的牽著一個戴著墨鏡疑似失明的歐機桑組合

兩人從上一節車廂還未進到這節車廂

人還未到聲已先到

什麼聲? 歌聲唱的不知道是啥歌

但是聽的出來幾個關鍵字是"沒家人" "身殘" "出外希望大家照顧"

只能說戴墨鏡那位肺活量和嗓子都真的很強

在車廂頭那端大聲唱車廂尾這端都聽的到了

就這樣一個坐位一個坐位的唱

你不給錢他門就不走在你坐位旁唱

裝睡或看自己的書本報紙之類的使用無視技能

裝聾啞那個還會推你肩膀提醒你他們在這兒

眼神和他們對上了沒給錢他們還會在你面前兩個人一起跪下來直到你給錢

就算打算和他們吵或叫他們滾你音量真的比不過那個戴墨鏡的

最度濫的是你鐵了心和他們僵持

因為墨鏡大叔的歌聲實在太吵了

還會有其他強國人乘客靠北說"你花五毛錢(人民幣)打發他們都不會阿傻B 吵死了"

在這種情況下這組合真的快要算是無敵了

(沒看到乘務人員也不知道乘務人員會怎麼處理)

我個人第一次遇到時雖然無視技能早已經點滿還是在被四周強國人與論壓力下

默默的與屈辱的交出了一塊錢換來後續的安寧

但是事情還沒結束就這樣過了五六個小時中間乘客不停更換

他喵的這一對聾瞎搭擋又來了同樣的手段同樣的方式又是這樣一路乞討過來

當時看到真的心裡一肚子火原本打算管你怎麼跪怎麼唱

旁邊其它強國人再怎麼囉嗦老子不給就是不給看你多能唱

結果到了離我約前面還有3排左右的座位時

一個在睡的大嬸又被故技重施的聾啞人推醒的時候

她突然大喊"我的錢呢我的錢呢一定是你們偷了我的錢快還錢"

這對搭擋當然不是省油的燈以不變應萬變

跪下繼續唱

但是大嬸可是純正強國人阿看這對聾瞎搭擋沒反應

喵的居然自己脫了上衣

露出自己的內衣和三層肚大喊"把孩子還我把錢還我強姦阿強姦阿"

邊喊還邊半躺在中央走道上還死命的去扯著墨鏡大叔的腳

就這樣鬧劇搞了大概5分鐘

聾瞎組合終於受不了站了起來

邊用我聽不懂的方言罵那大嬸邊悻悻然的離開車廂

此時車廂響起了掌聲不少人開始替那大嬸叫好

誇讚大嬸好樣的硬是要得演的比那兩個還像阿

但是大嬸仍然沒有停下來吵鬧的跡象甚至連布鞋長褲也脫掉了

一樣不停的哭喊著越來越聽不懂的話

車廂裡的人開始慢慢靜下來了

慢慢的意識到

原來大嬸不是裝的今天真的是遇到神經病了(￣ー￣；)

至於乘務人員後來用了四個人在車廂上和大嬸扭打壓下車

那又是另一個故事了

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Tags: 大陸工作

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at 2015-08-12T16:26

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at 2015-08-16T12:17

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at 2015-08-20T11:52

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at 2015-09-08T03:02

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at 2015-09-09T22:34

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at 2015-09-10T15:06

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at 2015-09-13T07:13

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at 2015-09-17T13:50

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at 2015-10-01T06:19

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at 2015-10-05T11:46

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at 2015-10-08T11:36

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at 2015-10-09T05:53

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at 2015-10-17T09:35

............

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at 2015-10-20T08:31

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at 2015-10-22T02:31

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at 2015-10-23T06:11

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at 2015-10-24T16:54

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at 2015-10-25T01:19

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By Audriana
at 2015-10-27T21:23

想聽另外一個故事

By Rae
at 2015-11-01T09:33

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at 2015-11-02T13:54

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at 2015-11-05T15:49

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at 2015-11-05T19:35

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at 2015-11-07T13:33

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at 2015-11-08T16:27

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at 2015-11-13T10:29

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at 2015-11-17T13:55

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at 2015-11-19T19:35

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at 2015-11-21T01:55

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at 2015-11-30T07:55

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at 2015-12-05T04:35

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at 2015-12-10T02:03

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at 2015-12-11T09:58

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at 2015-12-15T16:02

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at 2015-12-17T06:10

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at 2015-12-18T16:44

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at 2015-12-21T05:03

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at 2015-12-24T08:15

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at 2015-12-26T14:30

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By Daph Bay
at 2015-12-28T13:28

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By Ina
at 2015-12-30T20:17

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By Andy
at 2016-01-03T17:59

太強惹~~

By Elma
at 2016-01-03T21:46

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By Emma
at 2016-01-06T21:22

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By Blanche
at 2016-01-11T17:29

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By Caroline
at 2016-01-11T21:54

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By Edith
at 2016-01-15T20:14

強國人日常的一天

By Adele
at 2016-01-20T13:24

世界奇觀阿

By Rosalind
at 2016-01-20T21:00

強國尋奇

By Connor
at 2016-01-22T15:32

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By Hardy
at 2016-01-25T07:32

正常的一天又過去了

By Connor
at 2016-01-26T10:42

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By Anthony
at 2016-01-30T08:09

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By Annie
at 2016-02-03T05:51

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By Delia
at 2016-02-08T04:47

神展開阿!

By Lucy
at 2016-02-08T16:12

太強大了.......XDDDD

By Zora
at 2016-02-13T03:15

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By Andy
at 2016-02-17T18:08

NASA根本不用研究外星人了，未知生物根本就在強國啊!

By Zenobia
at 2016-02-20T07:59

By Agnes
at 2016-02-24T01:21

神展開的國家

By Megan
at 2016-02-28T10:27

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By Audriana
at 2016-03-02T16:21

太神啦

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at 2016-03-06T06:57

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-03-11T01:33

人多必有...

By Eden
at 2016-03-13T17:06

中國人真的奇人異事超多

By Hamiltion
at 2016-03-14T16:35

XDDDD

By Mason
at 2016-03-19T08:25

太好笑了ＸＤＤＤＤ

By Olga
at 2016-03-23T05:04

啥展開啦 XD

By Linda
at 2016-03-23T15:13

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Wallis
at 2016-03-28T02:25

......

By Christine
at 2016-03-29T19:51

!!!!!!!!!

By Lauren
at 2016-04-01T16:10

人在囧途 XDDDD

By Olga
at 2016-04-03T15:07

By Sandy
at 2016-04-05T18:27

支那什麼事都有

By Lydia
at 2016-04-08T02:19

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Yedda
at 2016-04-11T17:27

By Callum
at 2016-04-15T12:27

其實不覺得好笑，明顯精神疾病還被拿來當笑話

By Candice
at 2016-04-17T11:10

正常人裝瘋賣傻贏不了真的神經病

By David
at 2016-04-19T15:00

太經典了

By Delia
at 2016-04-22T12:26

哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Anthony
at 2016-04-26T10:23

難怪中國有本錢寫魔幻寫實.....

By Frederica
at 2016-05-01T07:01

這到底是什麼XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Skylar Davis
at 2016-05-05T15:30

By Gary
at 2016-05-07T06:49

XDDDDDDDD

By Iris
at 2016-05-10T06:22

這三小強國真的無奇不有

By Elvira
at 2016-05-11T05:06

這到底是殺小真的會讓人傻眼

By Linda
at 2016-05-12T14:43

哈哈哈強國人真的很誇張誰想跟他們統一啊
太恐怖了

By Ivy
at 2016-05-12T20:33

三小XDDDD

By Enid
at 2016-05-13T20:59

唱歌的我遇過啊= =

By Una
at 2016-05-16T04:28

By Olive
at 2016-05-16T13:50

地鐵上就一堆了

By Damian
at 2016-05-18T07:22

AK兄也是在川鐵的K字頭車上遇到的嗎?

By Elvira
at 2016-05-22T18:43

幹這到底三小XDDDDDDD

By Kama
at 2016-05-26T09:45

我上次在往虹橋機場的地鐵上遇過那個整家子帶出來討
錢
背包裡面自備all in one...幹那聲音真的很大

By Kristin
at 2016-05-27T06:24

太猛了.....小弟自嘆弗如

By Ophelia
at 2016-05-28T11:56

超酷！

By Frederica
at 2016-05-28T17:03

大嬸才是魔王XD

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