打敗清華紫光的方法 - 工程師

By Hedwig
at 2015-11-07T16:07

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近年中國紅色供應鏈崛起
由官方色彩強烈的清華紫光(紫光集團)
挾帶龐大資金到處併購入股其他公司

此外以半導體工程師搖籃的交大固態組的博士生來說
招生居然變成不足額人才逐漸減少
台灣的半導體產業也因此越來越堪憂

所以我提出一個建議
既然中國有專門併吞別人的巨大集團
台灣也要有一足以抗衡的集團
將最重要強大的公司如台積電聯電聯發科聯詠瑞昱...
全部結合在一起讓它想吞也吞不下去

既然要對抗的是清華紫光
就取名叫做

交通黃光!!

讓這兩光集團各霸一方幹掉英特爾!!

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By Blanche
at 2015-11-09T10:55

可以打梅竹嗎

By Joseph
at 2015-11-12T01:15

半導體梅竹賽

By Gilbert
at 2015-11-12T15:57

借台灣銀行的錢買台灣科技業讚

By Necoo
at 2015-11-13T05:50

被併又不是壞事可能更高薪咧

By Necoo
at 2015-11-13T10:29

青蛙綠光

By Iris
at 2015-11-15T21:16

為什麼不是台大藍光

By Iris
at 2015-11-18T20:24

哈哈有創意

By Charlotte
at 2015-11-21T01:06

黃光qq 想到就好痛苦

By Agnes
at 2015-11-25T21:06

IP正確給推

By Doris
at 2015-11-30T03:27

By Lily
at 2015-12-03T18:59

為什麼不是台灣金光

By Damian
at 2015-12-08T09:54

清流

By Caitlin
at 2015-12-12T06:20

黃光哈哈

By Belly
at 2015-12-15T17:47

這理不是八卦版

By Tracy
at 2015-12-16T14:51

這跟八卦版啥事...zz

By Andy
at 2015-12-21T02:52

青椒兩光

By Hamiltion
at 2015-12-24T14:32

IP正確推

By Megan
at 2015-12-26T23:17

以後都一家親了，還要分你我嗎?

By Frederica
at 2015-12-31T19:57

看紙牌屋

By George
at 2016-01-05T01:32

1就是要讓台灣老闆倒啊！不然給鳥薪水誰受得了

By Una
at 2016-01-06T18:45

黃黃的

By Carolina Franco
at 2016-01-08T03:59

台大X光

By Gary
at 2016-01-12T16:24

交大? 是綠光ㄅ

By Freda
at 2016-01-17T06:45

U質好文

By Aaliyah
at 2016-01-17T19:10

哈哈！怎麼覺得交大黃光有點弱…

By Steve
at 2016-01-18T07:00

廢文一篇

By Catherine
at 2016-01-20T22:03

交大綠光也不錯啊XD

By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-01-25T16:42

成大綠光

By Leila
at 2016-01-27T17:49

交大是是紅光吧，看看你的畢業證書

By Mary
at 2016-01-31T09:25

福爾摩莎綠光

By Eartha
at 2016-02-01T06:12

這幾年交大畢業證書都是藍色...

By Carolina Franco
at 2016-02-03T14:58

發股票激勵，馬上固態組滿編，科學園區上下班都塞車。

By Gilbert
at 2016-02-05T19:33

=========市場在哪? 你會不買APPLE買安卓===========

By Carol
at 2016-02-08T16:29

交通黃光大讚啊超強的鄉民報名絕不免洗

By Carol
at 2016-02-08T19:30

IP正確

By Isla
at 2016-02-09T11:08

交通是綠光十對情侶九對綠

By Olga
at 2016-02-11T13:31

這樣更好吃下來！！

By Oliver
at 2016-02-15T06:47

就叫島嶼天光啊工程師全都佔領技滿點佔領紫光總部

By Agnes
at 2016-02-18T14:54

廢到噓

By Robert
at 2016-02-22T14:57

我還以為要叫做國民黨

By Edwina
at 2016-02-25T05:35

交大綠光嘟嘟好

By Susan
at 2016-02-29T06:53

畢業證書上也4紫光

By Yuri
at 2016-03-01T08:08

三小期中考壓力大嗎XD

By Ivy
at 2016-03-02T14:14

說真的，我覺得科技業版都是xx學生難怪很....

By Daph Bay
at 2016-03-03T14:06

不考慮一下阿六兩光嗎？很煞氣的！

By Skylar Davis
at 2016-03-08T13:22

費到笑，你淫了

By Gary
at 2016-03-12T01:27

期中到了壓力太大

By Caroline
at 2016-03-14T02:27

我們有慈濟佛光, 不過也是個__裡__外的

By Doris
at 2016-03-16T22:37

廢到笑

By Olga
at 2016-03-19T07:33

台灣只會搞內鬥你就慢慢做夢吧...

By Puput
at 2016-03-23T05:08

學生不念書還有空發廢文

By Regina
at 2016-03-24T08:43

地震gg

By Christine
at 2016-03-27T19:38

讚

By Poppy
at 2016-04-01T05:00

交通黃肝

By Cara
at 2016-04-03T14:49

道國立真遠七色彩虹光

By Jake
at 2016-04-04T08:01

要梅竹了嗎

By Catherine
at 2016-04-04T17:41

感覺肝ininder

By Andy
at 2016-04-08T01:13

肺雯

By Michael
at 2016-04-10T02:12

ㄏㄏ

By Jack
at 2016-04-11T11:29

每月花光

By Victoria
at 2016-04-15T01:21

這個笑話有夠兩光!

By Olive
at 2016-04-17T22:34

台灣兩光....

By Noah
at 2016-04-19T21:17

啊不就好好笑

By Dinah
at 2016-04-23T09:20

打不贏就加入他們啊有啥不好

By Zanna
at 2016-04-23T20:57

洨大黑洞，有光的通吃

By Daniel
at 2016-04-26T19:43

By Hedda
at 2016-04-29T23:46

有廢到

By Kumar
at 2016-05-04T13:52

我笑了，有笑有推

By Selena
at 2016-05-06T13:02

法師點體

By John
at 2016-05-08T04:18

廢到笑了

By Rosalind
at 2016-05-08T18:42

http://imgur.com/6BJFVqj

By Lucy
at 2016-05-13T09:48

推交大黃光

By Kumar
at 2016-05-17T19:59

LOL

By Adele
at 2016-05-18T22:46

我大黃光併紫光指日可待

By Vanessa
at 2016-05-22T03:04

交大綠光比較好

By Tracy
at 2016-05-24T09:23

台大汁光

By Harry
at 2016-05-25T01:53

有北七到

By Charlotte
at 2016-05-26T18:33

………………

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-05-28T15:16

廢到笑XD

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at 2016-06-02T12:43

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By Brianna
at 2016-06-06T18:47

好笑，給個推XD

By Olga
at 2016-06-10T21:39

費到笑XD

By Connor
at 2016-06-12T02:35

By Jacky
at 2016-06-15T21:17

志摩紫光

By Thomas
at 2016-06-16T17:18

半導體梅竹賽XD

By Ida
at 2016-06-18T08:45

你自進吧

By Una
at 2016-06-22T01:03

麻美我老婆

By Zenobia
at 2016-06-22T09:53

糟糕嘴角有點上揚........

By Hedda
at 2016-06-25T07:37

推交大綠光

By Dinah
at 2016-06-28T08:42

其實紫光的半衰期很短，狐假虎威而已。

By Selena
at 2016-06-29T11:42

你好丟臉

By Ida
at 2016-07-03T07:25

梅竹賽都是交大電清大,可以自我安慰一下

By Kelly
at 2016-07-07T17:35

XDDDDD

By Carol
at 2016-07-12T17:04

交通黃光是啥小啦XDDDDD

By Irma
at 2016-07-16T05:44

加入合資～改名中台兩光

By William
at 2016-07-19T17:09

PK了啦

By Sarah
at 2016-07-21T21:43

你媽知道你...

By Edwina
at 2016-07-24T21:47

取台灣伽瑪好了，伽瑪射線打趴紫外線！

By Emily
at 2016-07-25T04:55

廢到笑

By Rachel
at 2016-07-26T08:31

黃紫互補名字取的不錯啊XD

By Kama
at 2016-07-28T23:27

113給推

By Caroline
at 2016-08-01T13:20

耗弱的名字

By Regina
at 2016-08-05T03:48

台大取笑你們兩光

By Quintina
at 2016-08-08T06:15

清交兩光

By Olivia
at 2016-08-09T09:38

By Michael
at 2016-08-12T03:48

清交兩光..

By Barb Cronin
at 2016-08-16T17:52

你厲害XR

By Ula
at 2016-08-17T12:45

我看叫做老王綠光

By Madame
at 2016-08-19T04:07

兩光對決! 贏的一方要講兩光王嗎?

By Caitlin
at 2016-08-21T03:34

ip正確

By Emma
at 2016-08-25T21:14

廢到笑交大人幫交大人推個

By Joe
at 2016-08-27T18:15

X交肛肛

By Quanna
at 2016-08-30T20:12

勞退基金2兆，可以吃下台積電，全民當股東

By Megan
at 2016-09-04T17:15

再吃下台灣百大企業，五成股份

By Hamiltion
at 2016-09-07T21:04

類似淡馬錫基金

By Poppy
at 2016-09-11T05:18

綠光Xd

By Wallis
at 2016-09-14T01:23

也可以黃色閃光啊，火影很夯的

By Eden
at 2016-09-18T11:52

黃光滿好笑的

打敗清華紫光的方法 - 工程師

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