有人面試被主管秒殺的嗎? - 面試

By Genevieve
at 2013-12-11T10:24

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魯蛇小弟我不才都應徵中小企業的主管職

有次應徵某間公司直接跟總經理面試

結果總經理一見面就說一句話

你看起來不快樂我們要找快樂的人

所以你不是我們要的人...

我話都沒說到就走了.......

前後30秒......

對不起我長得不快樂因為我媽生的礙到你了

※ 引述《OoShiunoO (機機勳)》之銘言：
: 今天去新北市某家公司面試
: 因為我不是相關科系的，也沒有做過相關專題
: 只有修過很多會用到這個技能的課而已
: 結果主管在面試的時候，一開始對我笑笑的
: 後來知道我沒有做這方面技能的專題經驗
: 他就突然止住話題，然後問我還有什麼問題嗎?
: 從他進入房間到問我有什麼問題，只有3分鐘不到
: 我當下有種被洗臉的感覺，根本也不想問了
: 之後面試草草結束。
: 枉費前面還考了一個小時的試，而且和HR的面試還比較久勒
: 不知道大家有這種經驗嗎?

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By Victoria
at 2013-12-16T01:12

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By Necoo
at 2013-12-19T10:23

我要快樂我要能睡得安穩

By Emma
at 2013-12-21T13:58

我遇過一進去坐下來就開始罵人的...

By Todd Johnson
at 2013-12-26T00:28

我遇過主管一坐下來就說: 人資怎麼會找你來..

By Dinah
at 2013-12-26T16:32

我遇過一開頭就"噹"我噹了整整半個小時的主管~從人事資料.

By Connor
at 2013-12-27T16:18

然後對談之間~一直挑毛病...簡直就是以羞辱求職者為樂..
最後~還是有錄取...不過我沒去報到,光想到以後日子就怕了!

By Yuri
at 2013-12-31T18:30

翻譯:我們要找正妹你沒辦法讓我快樂所以你不是我們要的人

By Anonymous
at 2014-01-04T21:11

不好意思我笑了XD

By Blanche
at 2014-01-06T00:18

XDD

By Zora
at 2014-01-09T21:06

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Todd Johnson
at 2014-01-14T20:27

XDDDDD

By Donna
at 2014-01-17T09:20

By Ethan
at 2014-01-18T00:07

不好意思喔

By Mary
at 2014-01-20T15:27

中小企業怪咖多....

By Poppy
at 2014-01-24T23:27

我遇過一做下就說我學軟體的沒有用

By Doris
at 2014-01-25T07:47

我要快樂XDDD

By Hazel
at 2014-01-30T05:01

不愉快爹蘇！

By Ivy
at 2014-02-02T13:05

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Regina
at 2014-02-06T19:07

他開馬戲團公司喔

By Sarah
at 2014-02-11T14:21

有些人　不抱了才溫暖　離開了才不恨　我早應該割捨

By Charlie
at 2014-02-12T06:01

快樂卡是哪招XDDD

By Hazel
at 2014-02-16T15:40

XDDD

By Hardy
at 2014-02-19T01:38

.....................

By Liam
at 2014-02-23T18:26

Happy GO 卡(?)

By Belly
at 2014-02-26T10:02

噹就噹阿薪水夠高尊嚴擺地上的人多的是...

By George
at 2014-03-03T05:49

XDDDD 快樂卡

By Bennie
at 2014-03-07T05:46

你是去應徵慈濟嗎XD

By Andy
at 2014-03-08T02:09

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Elma
at 2014-03-11T02:58

By Elvira
at 2014-03-14T11:04

..................

By Lauren
at 2014-03-17T05:19

你應該要看到主管一進來就立刻跳騎馬舞 XDDDDD

By Genevieve
at 2014-03-20T06:50

讓我想到食神裡那個喊"太好吃啦"的苦瓜臉

By Tracy
at 2014-03-22T18:23

..好扯

By Noah
at 2014-03-27T01:29

XXXXXX笑了

By Brianna
at 2014-03-27T22:58

妳沒回說你也讓我不快樂

By Noah
at 2014-03-28T07:48

這太可憐了吧囧?!

By Charlie
at 2014-03-28T15:57

這跟食神給0分一樣的道理啊長的太....

By Frederic
at 2014-03-30T16:36

有圖嗎

By Dora
at 2014-03-30T23:39

我被ns殺過...

By Robert
at 2014-04-03T15:25

你要改名叫快樂?

By Elma
at 2014-04-05T23:19

(拍拍)

By David
at 2014-04-09T18:46

根本就食神阿XD

By Skylar Davis
at 2014-04-12T08:37

By Kelly
at 2014-04-13T11:31

.....太扯了吧

By Heather
at 2014-04-16T18:18

...

By Mia
at 2014-04-21T08:58

XDDDDDD

By Lauren
at 2014-04-23T02:46

可以轉JOKE嗎?

By Erin
at 2014-04-26T16:20

哪一家要不要跟大家說一下

By Anonymous
at 2014-04-29T05:48

CEO表示:正妹才能讓我快樂。

By Iris
at 2014-04-29T18:08

XDDDDDDDD

By Dorothy
at 2014-05-01T01:18

這太有梗拉XD

By Erin
at 2014-05-03T20:17

老實說這種面試標準不錯別打我XD

By Lydia
at 2014-05-06T09:36

笑了

By Caitlin
at 2014-05-09T01:59

哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Damian
at 2014-05-14T01:22

回他「你他媽心才不快樂，你全家都不快樂！」

By Ina
at 2014-05-15T00:30

謝謝你給我帶來快樂

By Zenobia
at 2014-05-17T00:52

靠考古文

By Kristin
at 2014-05-18T09:16

你讓我快樂了XDD

By Thomas
at 2014-05-20T02:49

嗚嗚我也遇過被嫌30分鐘就叫我出去

By Caroline
at 2014-05-23T18:29

其實就是內定了人資找人衝業績而已

By Lucy
at 2014-05-24T08:37

也有可能是看夠不夠奴XD

By Freda
at 2014-05-29T07:49

這個厲害...

By Olivia
at 2014-05-29T13:51

請他聽庾澄慶的快樂頌

By Anonymous
at 2014-05-30T12:29

可以看一下你照片嗎？我還真的不知道什麼叫不快樂的人

By Genevieve
at 2014-06-01T09:02

jptt又在考古了

By Enid
at 2014-06-05T20:13

這篇讓我很快樂恭喜你錄取了

By Ethan
at 2014-06-07T04:16

謝謝你的故事讓我快樂，笑翻XDDD

By Mary
at 2014-06-11T20:29

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Adele
at 2014-06-12T09:55

讚讚讚，jptt又考古了

By Noah
at 2014-06-14T11:37

考古朝聖

By Ina
at 2014-06-17T13:41

內定囉

By Cara
at 2014-06-19T01:19

有人在別篇轉貼考古ㄌ

By Edwina
at 2014-06-21T04:03

Jptt考古蠻好笑的

By Poppy
at 2014-06-21T05:30

你484擺臭臉

有人面試被主管秒殺的嗎? - 面試

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