求職前 就業後的差別 - 大陸工作
By Frederic
at 2008-10-25T14:47
at 2008-10-25T14:47
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看了蠻心酸也好笑XD 這難道不是每個台勞的心聲嘛?
進入公司前
老闆:萬分歡迎,沒有你我們的公司肯定大不一樣!
職員:如果工作太累,搞不好我會辭職的
老闆:放心,我不會讓這樣的事情發生的!
職員:我週休二日可以休息嗎?
老闆:當然了!這是底線!
職員:平時會天天加班到淩晨嗎?
老闆:不可能,誰告訴你的?
職員:有餐費補貼嗎?
老闆:還用說嗎,絕對比同行都高!
職員:有沒有工作猝死的風險?
老闆:不會!你怎麼會有這種念頭?
職員:公司會定期組織旅遊嗎?
老闆:這是我們的明文規定!
職員:那我需要準時上班嗎?
老闆:不,看情況吧
職員:工資呢?會準時發嗎?
老闆:一向如此!
職員:事情全是新員工做嗎?
老闆:怎麼可能,你上頭還有很多資深同事!
職員:如果管理職位有空缺,我可以參與競爭嗎?
老闆:毫無疑問,這是我們公司賴以生存的機制!
職員:你不會是在騙我吧?
進入公司後,從後往前讀
~( ̄▽ ̄)~(_△_)~( ̄▽ ̄)~(_△_)~( ̄▽ ̄)~
--
你是會上班的豬嘛?
假設 人=吃飯+睡覺+上班+玩, 豬=吃飯+睡覺
所以 人=豬+上班+玩, 即: 人-玩=豬+上班
結論:不懂玩的人=會上班的豬
--
進入公司前
老闆:萬分歡迎,沒有你我們的公司肯定大不一樣!
職員:如果工作太累,搞不好我會辭職的
老闆:放心,我不會讓這樣的事情發生的!
職員:我週休二日可以休息嗎?
老闆:當然了!這是底線!
職員:平時會天天加班到淩晨嗎?
老闆:不可能,誰告訴你的?
職員:有餐費補貼嗎?
老闆:還用說嗎,絕對比同行都高!
職員:有沒有工作猝死的風險?
老闆:不會!你怎麼會有這種念頭?
職員:公司會定期組織旅遊嗎?
老闆:這是我們的明文規定!
職員:那我需要準時上班嗎?
老闆:不,看情況吧
職員:工資呢?會準時發嗎?
老闆:一向如此!
職員:事情全是新員工做嗎?
老闆:怎麼可能,你上頭還有很多資深同事!
職員:如果管理職位有空缺,我可以參與競爭嗎?
老闆:毫無疑問,這是我們公司賴以生存的機制!
職員:你不會是在騙我吧?
進入公司後,從後往前讀
~( ̄▽ ̄)~(_△_)~( ̄▽ ̄)~(_△_)~( ̄▽ ̄)~
--
你是會上班的豬嘛?
假設 人=吃飯+睡覺+上班+玩, 豬=吃飯+睡覺
所以 人=豬+上班+玩, 即: 人-玩=豬+上班
結論:不懂玩的人=會上班的豬
--
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