[爆卦] 親眼目睹小陸誇張事蹟 - 導遊工作討論

By Hamiltion
at 2009-06-14T22:57

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※ [本文轉錄自 Gossiping 看板]

作者: genough (聽說腦殘才能管Ｘ黑) 看板: Gossiping
標題: [爆卦] 親眼目睹小陸誇張事蹟
時間: Sun Jun 14 22:35:08 2009

我夢到今天到淡水遊玩
在捷運站附近的人魚公主喝咖啡

1.操著廣東口音的幾位阿喪進來上廁所
然後看到人魚公主的糖包就高潮了
他們抓一大把糖包然後面露滿足的表情
我著實被嚇了一跳

2.這幾位阿喪真厲害排隊上廁所時有一位小姐在裡面時間稍長一點
就看到這幾位阿喪開始一直拍門鼓譟接著忽然間門被打開
裡面傳來一陣尖叫幾位阿喪趕緊把門帶上然後用著不流利的國語說
台灣女生上廁所都不鎖門阿~~~冏

3.喝完咖啡後走到河岸邊我看到相同的幾位阿喪
圍著某個賣炸物的攤子瘋狂試吃 ..........

接著我就醒了.........

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By Sarah
at 2009-06-15T11:13

這有啥八卦樓下幫噓

By Margaret
at 2009-06-15T23:29

夢都沒做和來醒字

By Tom
at 2009-06-16T11:45

呵呵不意外

By Elvira
at 2009-06-17T00:02

不意外...你能期待目前的支那人多有水準...

By Tracy
at 2009-06-17T12:18

家教問題不要說大陸人大學生也會部分人士品德問題

By Daph Bay
at 2009-06-18T00:34

什麼啊這叫常識好嗎

By Odelette
at 2009-06-18T12:51

大陸客也有幾個錢的嘛當作沒看到就好了

By Oscar
at 2009-06-19T01:07

阿溜不意外

By Blanche
at 2009-06-19T13:23

沒八卦很有禮貌才有八卦

By Sarah
at 2009-06-20T01:39

其實也沒什麼台灣更多這種人

By Agatha
at 2009-06-20T13:56

這叫夢嗎?根本是現實生活

By Leila
at 2009-06-21T02:12

不意外

By Madame
at 2009-06-21T14:28

阿里山遊樂區賣檜木精老闆在店門口大喊陸客不要進來

By Jacob
at 2009-06-22T02:45

你PO這種文比較誇張

By Belly
at 2009-06-22T15:01

你挺貪腐?

By Skylar Davis
at 2009-06-23T03:17

mm囧:那真的是夢～你還沒有醒～

By Vanessa
at 2009-06-23T15:33

大陸不意外

By Liam
at 2009-06-24T03:50

沒拍起來嗎眾所皆知的事算八卦嗎

By Dinah
at 2009-06-24T16:06

蓋麻要噓?推))))))))))

By Donna
at 2009-06-25T04:22

沒圖沒八卦

By Dinah
at 2009-06-25T16:39

淡水這算還好國外國際樂園中國的小孩直接脫褲子尿尿

By Sierra Rose
at 2009-06-26T04:55

vol說的是真的假的

By Gary
at 2009-06-26T17:11

等等會有人推說歹玩郎也這樣

By Jessica
at 2009-06-27T05:27

要圖的口味會不會太重了

By Ivy
at 2009-06-27T17:44

請愛用死阿陸(426)這個詞

By Caitlin
at 2009-06-28T06:00

做夢才知道昨天今天的哦

By Victoria
at 2009-06-28T18:16

證據呢??

By Lily
at 2009-06-29T06:33

中國人不意外

By Madame
at 2009-06-29T18:49

中國客：我來台灣消費，給妳們生活，還嫌

By Bennie
at 2009-06-30T07:05

不會有426幫原PO的啦，你還是自D吧

By Poppy
at 2009-06-30T19:21

這也算八卦喔= =

By Kama
at 2009-07-01T07:38

你以為是要向某蛆板哪樣謠傳每個26來都買幾萬塊人民幣?

By Noah
at 2009-07-01T19:54

共匪不意外

By Linda
at 2009-07-02T08:10

支客，不意外。

By Rebecca
at 2009-07-02T20:26

其實台灣也一票這種阿桑耶

By Poppy
at 2009-07-03T08:43

之前台灣也有遊客抓螢火蟲被其他遊客制止就被打得案例啊

By Kyle
at 2009-07-03T20:59

這不算8卦,是常識

By Hedda
at 2009-07-04T09:15

小姐的圖咧

By Liam
at 2009-07-04T21:32

你這樣寫會被政黑幫的消毒...下次記得拍照 lol

By Gilbert
at 2009-07-05T09:48

阿桑的圖呢

By Iris
at 2009-07-05T22:04

中國人不意外

By Ida
at 2009-07-06T10:20

可以叫腎臟科追不到的學姐大戰中國阿桑嗎?

By Zora
at 2009-07-06T22:37

大家都知道的事啊

By Poppy
at 2009-07-07T10:53

中國人歐巴桑不意外

By Emily
at 2009-07-07T23:09

顏色對吱吱高潮要推~~~

By Mason
at 2009-07-08T11:26

網召「一人一信支持飆仔個人式反攻大陸」

By Damian
at 2009-07-08T23:42

只能說，這種人台灣也很多

By Sarah
at 2009-07-09T11:58

426 不意外

By Ingrid
at 2009-07-10T00:14

你還太嫩我看過台灣歐巴直接把店家的試吃盤整個端走

By Lily
at 2009-07-10T12:31

大陸人本來就是這樣

By Jacob
at 2009-07-11T00:47

沒八卦　　等你看到他們超有秩序再來po

By Olive
at 2009-07-11T13:03

你應該是看到中南部的歐巴喪。

By Tristan Cohan
at 2009-07-12T01:20

歐巴桑都這樣啦，少見多怪

By Bennie
at 2009-07-12T13:36

阿桑不是都一個樣嗎？= =

By Regina
at 2009-07-13T01:52

...還沒人出來救援

By Heather
at 2009-07-13T14:08

借問一下什麼是人魚公主的糖包??

By Sandy
at 2009-07-14T02:25

每次一遇到這種話題推文一定有一堆"台灣也一樣"之類的

By Todd Johnson
at 2009-07-14T14:41

真是丟臉~

By Dinah
at 2009-07-15T02:57

太可惡了，中國歐巴桑吃光我們台灣人的食物還不付錢

By Hardy
at 2009-07-15T15:14

沒八卦，樓下請幫噓

By Poppy
at 2009-07-16T03:30

中國人會毀了台灣的觀光，讓其他國家的人不敢來台灣

By George
at 2009-07-16T15:46

全世界的歐巴桑都一個樣吧 = =

By Mason
at 2009-07-17T04:02

建議你多去其他國家走走, 外國人不見得水準比較高

By Agatha
at 2009-07-17T16:19

靠北這種也算爆掛喔? 廢文只要是酸對岸的在八卦就
會被推不會被噓到X 是這樣嗎?

By Edward Lewis
at 2009-07-18T04:35

是阿我走過這麼多國家美國部分的黑人可以跟他們匹敵

By Sandy
at 2009-07-18T16:51

不流利的國語? 應該是香港人或馬來西亞吧?

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