用綠和透明墨水畫出七條互相垂直的紅線 - 工程師

By Andy
at 2014-04-01T23:19

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※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板 #1JEYIqu1 ]

作者: ff760725 (☑矮☑肥☑醜☑窮☑宅) 看板: joke
標題: [囧rz] The Expert (Short Comedy Sketch)[中字]
時間: Tue Apr 1 10:30:08 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qce573FT70g&hd=1

如果顯示英文字幕或是沒有字幕，請按cc做調整

老實說我笑不太出來 ._.

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無論在什麼遊戲中，只有勇於面對的人才會獲得報酬。
遊戲雖然不是人生，但人生卻是遊戲。
最糟糕的遊戲平衡度，不親切的NPC，前後矛盾的劇本。
但是，能不能享受這個遊戲則在於個人。
即使是垃圾遊戲，真正投入的話或許能感受到意外的樂趣，結束時反而會認為這是個名作
也說不定。岡本タクヤ《千の剣の舞う空に》

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By Ivy
at 2014-04-05T04:53

工程師比較懂這個梗

By Zanna
at 2014-04-09T11:23

By Lily
at 2014-04-14T08:18

看到快要掉眼淚了

By David
at 2014-04-15T01:18

By Yedda
at 2014-04-17T15:56

推

By Ophelia
at 2014-04-19T12:37

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Oliver
at 2014-04-20T12:40

......以為我可以看到完成品...我可以嗎?...幹超想看!!

By Lydia
at 2014-04-24T12:07

太寫實了...QQ

By Elvira
at 2014-04-24T13:35

By Jacob
at 2014-04-28T17:33

超讚

By Ivy
at 2014-05-03T08:54

看了開頭就不忍看下去了

By Suhail Hany
at 2014-05-05T06:39

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By Margaret
at 2014-05-09T18:18

Fuxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxk

By William
at 2014-05-14T13:45

.....怎麼跟昨天MEETING相類似

By Christine
at 2014-05-15T08:04

我大笑

By Kristin
at 2014-05-15T14:24

幹跟我瞇聽完全一樣囧

By Linda
at 2014-05-16T17:33

幹這太寫實啦 XD

By Lily
at 2014-05-20T22:16

有點無奈 ~"~ 希望我研究順利Q___Q

By George
at 2014-05-21T03:38

XDD

By Kama
at 2014-05-25T12:35

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Rae
at 2014-05-28T04:09

好哀傷....

By Zora
at 2014-05-29T15:58

哭啦

By Faithe
at 2014-05-31T07:10

......

By Heather
at 2014-06-02T23:06

太寫實了XDDDD

By Blanche
at 2014-06-03T05:46

幹笑死

By Mary
at 2014-06-03T14:16

淚推阿幹!!!

By Heather
at 2014-06-05T03:24

只有我有一種看到學生跟政府對話的感覺嗎...

By Caitlin
at 2014-06-08T12:23

好似曾相識的場景我淚流滿面

By Kumar
at 2014-06-10T05:22

xddd

By Wallis
at 2014-06-14T16:07

By Skylar Davis
at 2014-06-17T23:21

超哀傷的...

By Jake
at 2014-06-18T07:30

xddddd

By Edith
at 2014-06-22T20:07

這好經典XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Tracy
at 2014-06-27T00:05

妳都太不太出來還PO過來

By Zanna
at 2014-07-01T14:33

不忍心看下去~_~

By Daph Bay
at 2014-07-06T09:48

都打不打錯字還噓原PO

By George
at 2014-07-07T04:04

XDDDDDD

By Delia
at 2014-07-08T13:03

看起來很愚蠢但都會這樣 orz..

By Margaret
at 2014-07-09T15:07

有共鳴XDDDDD

By Ida
at 2014-07-10T15:20

淚推

By Joseph
at 2014-07-15T10:39

設計系也能淚推...

By Yuri
at 2014-07-16T12:57

淚推

By Selena
at 2014-07-17T13:17

好好笑，而且客戶，主管跟PM都是白人，只有工程師是黃種人

By Jacky
at 2014-07-22T00:09

其實他的解法非常的好 XDDD

By Emma
at 2014-07-22T01:37

Sxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxck!

By Lucy
at 2014-07-25T01:22

淚流滿面已哭

By Elizabeth
at 2014-07-29T02:10

跟同事主管以及客戶開會感覺就像這樣沒一個人了解狀況

By Lily
at 2014-07-31T09:02

跟我家客戶一樣跳針嗚嗚...

By Ida
at 2014-08-03T04:32

這就是跟客戶meeting 工作就是不斷用綠色筆畫紅線

By William
at 2014-08-05T13:07

其實是可以的只要輕輕鬆鬆的創造一個七維空間就行了

By Una
at 2014-08-09T10:21

笑死

By Connor
at 2014-08-13T14:51

幹哭了

By Sarah
at 2014-08-14T11:03

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

By Charlotte
at 2014-08-19T06:21

結論:工程師是神可以做到任何客戶想做的事

By Ophelia
at 2014-08-20T12:26

好中肯啊....

By Lauren
at 2014-08-24T00:32

演技很好@@

By Skylar Davis
at 2014-08-28T07:05

這對哲學家來說有另一層涵義

By Faithe
at 2014-09-01T22:04

7條任何形狀的曲線可以互相垂直嗎？有請幾何學大神回答

By Jacky
at 2014-09-01T23:31

By Yuri
at 2014-09-05T13:26

顏色部分可以用廣用試劑和緩衝溶液來作線的部分無能為力

By Hedwig
at 2014-09-06T15:43

By Bennie
at 2014-09-09T16:20

在跳針殺小啦!

By Joseph
at 2014-09-10T09:52

3度空間可以3條線垂直XD

By Joseph
at 2014-09-10T11:24

沒人瞭解狀況，且，工程師得要耐著性子解釋不能爆炸

By Daph Bay
at 2014-09-14T11:30

其實那邊有了 #1JDxiaAu (Tech_Job)

By Oscar
at 2014-09-17T22:29

已哭

By Edith
at 2014-09-20T17:42

太感同身受了笑不出來

By Charlie
at 2014-09-24T05:10

哭了...

By Ophelia
at 2014-09-25T08:01

動畫產業哭哭

By Barb Cronin
at 2014-09-26T20:31

曲線就不存在垂直這件事了吧?

By Hazel
at 2014-09-28T14:08

哭了............

By Hedy
at 2014-10-02T06:10

XDDD

By Franklin
at 2014-10-02T07:26

為什麼我要哭著推這篇文

By Aaliyah
at 2014-10-04T19:01

XDDDDD u r the chinese expert XDDDDDD

By Iris
at 2014-10-08T16:33

不行太悲傷了看不完..

By Yedda
at 2014-10-11T04:07

就算可以畫七條垂直線好了，你要怎麼辦到用綠筆畫紅線

By Agnes
at 2014-10-13T19:08

根本台灣經濟，非專業領導專業

By Skylar Davis
at 2014-10-18T00:58

崩潰XDDDDD

By Lydia
at 2014-10-20T03:11

工程師淚推

By Ophelia
at 2014-10-23T21:55

To haw561676:就算可以綠筆畫紅線，你要怎麼畫七條垂直線

By Damian
at 2014-10-24T16:00

兩行推文合在一起看你就解決所有的問題了 !!!!!!

By Catherine
at 2014-10-28T06:43

啊就綠筆裡面紅色墨水阿(誤

By Susan
at 2014-10-28T18:38

研究所每天都在幹一模一樣的事

By Emma
at 2014-11-02T00:55

乾...這各行各業都會碰得到的鳥事情...

By Andrew
at 2014-11-02T20:41

指綠為紅就好惹

By Elvira
at 2014-11-04T21:18

這case老闆似乎是最清醒的，把問題斷在最完美的解決方案

By Gary
at 2014-11-09T03:05

其實我覺得老闆處理的很好

By Jake
at 2014-11-10T05:57

我綠筆都不加綠色顏料，改放紅色顏料，畫起來90%感覺像紅筆

By Blanche
at 2014-11-11T11:28

By Emma
at 2014-11-13T01:35

水啦

By David
at 2014-11-16T08:38

這是在洗腦吧從做不到被洗腦到甚麼都做得到

By George
at 2014-11-17T02:11

"你是專家耶" 所以你不能說做不到!!

By Audriana
at 2014-11-22T01:45

仔細看發現PM和老闆都很清醒，只有工程師和客戶在狀況外

By Thomas
at 2014-11-23T10:14

PM和老闆想接下生意，一搭一唱的丟球給工程師
把不可能的工作硬凹到部份可能，讓客戶點頭

By Zanna
at 2014-11-27T01:34

每次PM的發言都很關鍵，真不可思議

By Necoo
at 2014-11-28T03:57

非專業領導專業，做不到也得做 BOSS不關心、怕事

By Heather
at 2014-11-28T09:27

這不就像研究所的生活嗎

By Tristan Cohan
at 2014-11-30T15:33

幹上面的腦袋都裝屎

By Rebecca
at 2014-12-01T04:27

都快看到哭了...

By Franklin
at 2014-12-04T00:16

哭QQQQQQQQQQQQ

By Todd Johnson
at 2014-12-05T10:54

這....馬英冏開的公司?

By Carol
at 2014-12-09T17:02

...太殘忍了

By Gilbert
at 2014-12-13T15:05

一堆白癡 boss要是不接下來要怎麼養你們這堆白癡國際大

By Agnes
at 2014-12-18T00:47

廠也是要can do的人才不會用藉口一堆的loser

By Jacob
at 2014-12-18T04:54

我哭了...

By Yedda
at 2014-12-19T12:14

國際大廠Boss的確需要蒙著眼睛違背專業迎合客戶的工程師
不過這種工程師才是往白癡的路線邁進甚至被洗腦到認為

By Doris
at 2014-12-23T11:05

這樣做才是對的從推文就看得出誰是這種人科科

By Hamiltion
at 2014-12-27T05:45

幹要哭了

By Ingrid
at 2014-12-28T00:21

看沒有

By John
at 2015-01-01T17:12

幹我要哭了

By Irma
at 2015-01-06T07:25

哭了

By Hedy
at 2015-01-11T03:45

淚推

By Madame
at 2015-01-15T23:35

淚推阿感同身受

By James
at 2015-01-20T05:38

感同身受淚推QQ

By Delia
at 2015-01-22T11:26

這真是太靠邀了淚推

By Selena
at 2015-01-24T12:43

真得是鬼打牆....

By Hamiltion
at 2015-01-26T18:07

做過工程師談過客戶需求會特別了解其中的痛苦!!!!!!

By Callum
at 2015-01-31T07:45

反正上面就是要接下案子就對了，需求都亂講的

By Dorothy
at 2015-02-05T07:25

幹工程師淚推

By Liam
at 2015-02-08T20:28

太寫實了！現在一堆公司都是這樣的！

By Thomas
at 2015-02-13T06:58

資工人涙推~

By Caroline
at 2015-02-15T01:58

Q_Qb

By Liam
at 2015-02-17T09:44

本來還以為是有特殊見解的客戶...原來只是...

By Damian
at 2015-02-20T16:39

哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Freda
at 2015-02-21T19:17

綠要變紅其實還是可行的...像是鈔票的防偽線
光線角度可以改變看到的顏色，還有其他方式...

By Quanna
at 2015-02-23T16:29

.......

By Damian
at 2015-02-25T23:25

薛丁格感到後繼有人

By Yedda
at 2015-03-02T16:58

太智障了真的看不下去 -覺得悲傷

By Damian
at 2015-03-06T11:10

淚推..

By Hamiltion
at 2015-03-10T23:54

已哭

By Aaliyah
at 2015-03-13T12:22

遇到智障的客戶真的是很想一巴掌過去問他你到底懂不懂

By Emma
at 2015-03-15T20:36

多的是..

By Victoria
at 2015-03-20T13:03

笑不出來給箭頭

By Andy
at 2015-03-25T06:39

淚推...

By Linda
at 2015-03-26T18:29

真正聰明的是老闆和PM

By Michael
at 2015-03-31T12:58

做設計非常有共鳴.....

By Rachel
at 2015-04-04T08:11

中肯

By Sierra Rose
at 2015-04-05T04:23

老闆不是都把問題凹到可以接受的範圍嗎?y

By Brianna
at 2015-04-07T23:26

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL 這太好笑了

By Mason
at 2015-04-12T03:56

各角色很清楚

By Sarah
at 2015-04-13T04:13

看到快哭出來了這一點都不JOKE阿 T.T

By Franklin
at 2015-04-18T01:48

我到底看了啥鬼東西...

By Thomas
at 2015-04-20T07:35

眼淚不自覺的流下......

By Sandy
at 2015-04-22T05:47

Q_____Q

By Connor
at 2015-04-25T07:37

綠筆畫不同顏色的紙有辦法畫出紅線嗎

By Zora
at 2015-04-28T20:03

XDDD

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2015-04-30T09:38

XDDDDDDDD

By Heather
at 2015-05-04T02:01

這三小啦 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Linda
at 2015-05-04T09:33

客戶是要被教育的要不然會一直以為他們所想的東西可實現
其實一堆東西都是矛盾的

By Zora
at 2015-05-08T11:13

綠筆可以畫紅線 1.報假帳買紅筆報綠筆 2.自費紅墨水

By Bethany
at 2015-05-12T22:26

在紅底的紙上用會不透明的綠顏料筆把紅線以外的部分

By Noah
at 2015-05-16T09:12

塗滿（留下紅線）應該有點接近用綠筆畫紅線的要求XD

By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-05-18T15:56

遇到這種用戶就要用 1.你的要求可以達成只是這種墨水很貴

By Mason
at 2015-05-20T14:55

設計師都懂QAQ

By Leila
at 2015-05-24T06:56

我覺得我現在人生就是在面對這群人阿阿阿阿阿

By Vanessa
at 2015-05-25T11:57

誰說三度空間可以三條線"互相"垂直的你拿三把尺弄弄看

By Agatha
at 2015-05-30T04:16

好抱歉我懂你的意思了GG

By Ina
at 2015-06-01T17:28

三條垂直綠線四條透明線死盯著他們在轉移到白紙上@@

By Poppy
at 2015-06-03T22:05

evilviolent是天才啊！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！

By Olga
at 2015-06-07T15:17

好像一休和尚的考題XDDDDDDDDD

By Hedda
at 2015-06-08T01:36

感同身受~~跟老闆meeting一樣情形

By Andrew
at 2015-06-09T05:26

身為PM，我不會讓我的team遇到這種事的 (怒吼)

By Callum
at 2015-06-11T06:05

笑到不能自己= =

By Freda
at 2015-06-15T18:52

幹想揍人

By Ivy
at 2015-06-20T00:09

淚推，心酸啊～

By Kelly
at 2015-06-23T09:31

內牛滿麵

By Selena
at 2015-06-26T03:00

By John
at 2015-06-30T16:13

超貼切的啦...

By Jack
at 2015-07-01T16:12

evilviolent，準備去Google上班嘍!

By Yedda
at 2015-07-06T03:49

Google面試會出這種無法解決的問題，但是他們實際上要證

By Frederic
at 2015-07-06T12:16

明你是否可以證明這件事做不到或是可以以某種創意做到。

By Anonymous
at 2015-07-08T22:14

既然客戶畫了三角形做三角形就對了

By Emma
at 2015-07-13T20:47

淚推

By Skylar Davis
at 2015-07-16T08:49

客戶永遠是對的，但客戶要求的卻不一定等於真正所想要的
換句話說，客戶非專業，所以想法天馬行空

By Agatha
at 2015-07-20T05:52

幹，這是我每天在做的事

By Selena
at 2015-07-22T16:01

但客戶的問題卻不一定用客戶希望的方式解決

By Blanche
at 2015-07-27T08:39

透過專家的教育，用另種方法反而更能滿足客戶需求

By Dora
at 2015-07-27T11:07

如果能做到教育客戶，那你就是老闆，而非爆肝工程師了
影片其實透露這一個訊息：你是對人？還是對事？

By Elma
at 2015-07-28T11:46

對事，就只是一直鬼打牆；對人，就可以成為老闆

By Frederica
at 2015-08-01T01:02

完全懂=="

By Erin
at 2015-08-06T00:24

By Erin
at 2015-08-07T22:36

http://i.imgur.com/aJmYljs.jpg

By Robert
at 2015-08-08T21:37

#1JDxiaAu (Tech_Job)

By Jessica
at 2015-08-09T02:46

shyily，circle不是perpendicular line...影片有類似敘述

By Zenobia
at 2015-08-10T05:03

其實shyily是正解！只要圓的半徑是無限大，就變成線了。

By Sarah
at 2015-08-11T03:20

客戶：shyily為什麼畫了八條線在上頭

用綠和透明墨水畫出七條互相垂直的紅線 - 工程師

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