[轉錄][笑話] 大陸大學考試0分作文:《站在肛門 … - 大陸工作

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標題: [轉錄][笑話] 大陸大學考試0分作文:《站在肛門 …
時間: Fri Jun 26 19:18:28 2009

作者: claireyan (正妹已死) 看板: joke
標題: [笑話] 大陸高考0分作文:《站在肛門口》
時間: Thu Jun 25 21:24:47 2009


大陸湖北省2009年高考語文作文“站在____門口”,
有同學的作文為《站在肛門口》,被判0分.

















站在肛門口

一對蛔蟲父子從骯臟齷脞的肛門探出頭來,看外面的世界,小蛔蟲頭一次看到外面的
,很是好奇,他問爸爸:
“爸爸,爸爸,外面那綠綠的是什麼?”
“孩子,那是草地。”
“頂上那藍藍的又是什麼?”
“哦,那是藍天,孩子。”
“那潔白的是什麼呢?一片一片飄著的。”
“孩子,那是白雲。”
“外面景色那麼美,為什麼我們老是呆在這裡面呢?”
“孩子,這是我們的祖國!”蛔蟲父親神情莊重的說。






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By Quintina
at 2009-06-27T04:28
真的假的= ="
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By Dora
at 2009-06-28T07:09
我要推
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By Barb Cronin
at 2009-06-28T15:55
意境深遠
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By Caroline
at 2009-07-01T05:39
100分
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By Dinah
at 2009-07-02T03:51
幾霸昏
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By Ivy
at 2009-07-02T19:42
還 蠻 屌 的
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By Isabella
at 2009-07-02T21:58
還 蠻 屌 的
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By Kristin
at 2009-07-04T03:32
哈哈 有暗喻 也難怪0分了
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By Sierra Rose
at 2009-07-07T18:27
在台灣就100分了
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By Eartha
at 2009-07-09T07:01
在台灣還是零分 顏色不對!
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By Skylar Davis
at 2009-07-11T10:22
囧nmmm
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By Skylar Davis
at 2009-07-15T19:37
100分!!! XDDDD
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By Rae
at 2009-07-18T10:27
假的吧
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By Puput
at 2009-07-22T21:56
第一次看到大陸的笑話會想推的XDDDDDDD
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By Adele
at 2009-07-27T10:35
100分
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2009-08-01T05:33
站在家門口...門的另一端,真實的世界...
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2009-08-03T12:34
......
寫這種文章沒被抓去槍斃已經算撿回一條命了
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2009-08-07T20:08
很酷呀
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By Harry
at 2009-08-12T02:44
交給老師 一百分
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By Vanessa
at 2009-08-14T00:56
GJ!寫這篇作文的真有種
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By William
at 2009-08-17T07:36
老師教的好
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By Damian
at 2009-08-17T11:24
第一次看到大陸笑話想給推
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By Andrew
at 2009-08-21T01:37
好中肯的笑話
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By Ida
at 2009-08-25T20:14
GUTS
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By Mary
at 2009-08-28T10:42
想也知道唬爛的...
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By Jake
at 2009-08-31T18:21
在大陸敢這麼寫 勇者
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By Edward Lewis
at 2009-09-05T09:08
不管是不是唬爛 還蠻好笑的~
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By Skylar Davis
at 2009-09-06T09:19
第一次看到大陸的笑話會想推的XDDDDDDD
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By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2009-09-07T01:28
太有fu了 100分
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By Erin
at 2009-09-11T03:31
Good Job!! 100分!! 有沒有人可以解釋一下暗喻了什麼?
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By Ula
at 2009-09-15T10:11
這沒被抓去殺就不錯了
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By Liam
at 2009-09-15T12:06
100 ! 100 ! XD
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2009-09-18T14:09
這不是2009年作文 只是流傳多年的網路笑話
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By Jessica
at 2009-09-21T08:04
應該是說,在ptt就一百分了!
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By Tom
at 2009-09-25T12:51
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By Heather
at 2009-09-29T04:40
意境深遠....
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By Megan
at 2009-09-29T12:16
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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By George
at 2009-10-01T12:07
這個考生還活著嗎...?
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By Michael
at 2009-10-06T11:53
這考生沒被槍斃算他命大...
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By Queena
at 2009-10-06T23:18
豪洨
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By Lydia
at 2009-10-07T14:08
骯臟齷脞的肛門
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By Jack
at 2009-10-08T13:30
幾爸婚
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By Dorothy
at 2009-10-08T15:46
豪洨 是真的早就被陰掉了 還會流到這裡來嗎?
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By Caroline
at 2009-10-11T18:59
文章有點弱 隨便一位鄉民都可以寫出10倍豪洨的
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By Edward Lewis
at 2009-10-12T18:50
這好像原本是笑話吧?
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2009-10-13T17:14
幹 就是好笑啊 管他是不是真的
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By Faithe
at 2009-10-14T16:57
如果在台灣,大概要改成站在壽山口的吱爸吱子對話
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By Lucy
at 2009-10-17T12:11
給兩百分都嫌少阿!
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By Dorothy
at 2009-10-22T05:03
GJ
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By Catherine
at 2009-10-24T00:41
如果是真的他沒被槍斃嗎........GJ!
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By Olive
at 2009-10-26T04:20
他還活著嗎?
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By William
at 2009-10-29T03:11
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10000000000000000000分!!!!!!!!
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By Selena
at 2009-11-02T14:15
麥奇家族:哈哈哈哈哈 哈哈哈哈哈 哈哈哈哈 哈哈哈哈哈哈
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By Victoria
at 2009-11-06T19:17
最後一句真中肯 最後一句真中肯 最後一句真中肯
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By Daph Bay
at 2009-11-07T17:50
= =為什麼印象中Joke以前就有這笑話了?
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By Regina
at 2009-11-10T07:34
超讚!!
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By Elma
at 2009-11-11T23:19
GJ
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By Elvira
at 2009-11-13T20:19
大陸是大便XD
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By Emma
at 2009-11-16T04:00
情溢乎詞~~
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By Blanche
at 2009-11-17T12:06
(...其實批文的人也很想給他滿分吧...)
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By Mary
at 2009-11-18T05:58
XDDDDDD
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By Kristin
at 2009-11-22T21:00
哈哈超棒
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By Elvira
at 2009-11-25T18:32
唬爛 但是滿好笑的
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at 2009-11-26T22:32
幾霸昏!!
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By Oscar
at 2009-12-04T17:04
會被抓吧?
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By Olive
at 2009-12-07T21:56
這好像以前看過XDDDDDDD
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at 2009-12-10T20:19
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at 2009-12-19T11:51
這太有創意了...XDD
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at 2009-12-29T08:46
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at 2010-01-01T03:38
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at 2010-01-03T15:33
挺綠台商小孩?中肯
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By Aaliyah
at 2010-01-07T21:24
太有意境了!
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at 2010-01-12T01:34
意境太深遠了~
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at 2010-01-14T23:14
餘韻十足.........
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at 2010-01-16T05:42
其實可以加上牠們爬過神奇的天路~~~
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不過,綠綠的是霸。
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...恩..

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美簽

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數字版說廣州現在上不了線了??

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