在廁所遇到上司怎麼辦？ - 工程師

Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2022-10-03T13:51

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如題
不知道科技業的各位
是不是容易跟本魯肥宅一樣
常常臉出油
所以三不五時就會跑到廁所洗臉
好死不死上司總會在這個時候上廁所

想請問各位
如果在廁所遇到上司或學長的時候該怎麼辦？
該跟他聊聊最近獎金發多少嗎？
還是聊聊老婆孩子？
或者減肥身體健康方面的問題？
感覺不講話又很尷尬
所以想問問各位都聊什麼勒？
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By Aaliyah
at 2022-10-06T17:24
嘆氣 皺眉 喃喃自語
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at 2022-10-05T17:51
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By Jacky
at 2022-10-08T21:24
不必想太多 上司或學長可能也跟你一樣 想說什麼又
說不出來 或不知道要說什麼 就對到面時點頭致意一
下 或微笑一下就好了
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at 2022-10-05T17:51
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at 2022-10-05T17:51
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By Brianna
at 2022-10-08T21:24
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By Donna
at 2022-10-05T17:51
一樓蠻實用的 但很多時候不是演出來的…
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By Ida
at 2022-10-08T21:24
問就是肛
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By Sarah
at 2022-10-05T17:51
廁所不敬禮啦
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By Puput
at 2022-10-08T21:24
幸好我是女森
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By Queena
at 2022-10-05T17:51
用力烙賽~對bug喃喃自語XD
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2022-10-08T21:24
長官 好巧！ 你也來棒賽喔！
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By Jacky
at 2022-10-05T17:51
甚麼都別說吧
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By Sarah
at 2022-10-08T21:24
聊股票啊 躲在廁所偷偷進出
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By Edwina
at 2022-10-05T17:51
故意尿在外面讓他看到你小便有多黃
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By Audriana
at 2022-10-08T21:24
遇到知己了 只好坦誠相見
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at 2022-10-05T17:51
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By Freda
at 2022-10-08T21:24
吃飽了沒要問
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By Zenobia
at 2022-10-05T17:51
是要尿多久
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By Elma
at 2022-10-08T21:24
長官吃飽沒？
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By John
at 2022-10-05T17:51
直接他媽決鬥阿
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By Frederica
at 2022-10-08T21:24
在軍中廁所遇長官怎麼辦就怎麼辦
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By Quintina
at 2022-10-05T17:51
在廁所聊三小，隔間裡有誰都不知道，不要講話最好
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By Andrew
at 2022-10-08T21:24
問他今天虧多少
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By Harry
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華山論劍
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By Franklin
at 2022-10-08T21:24
站在廁所門外幫老闆站哨 確保他的如廁品質
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By Ophelia
at 2022-10-05T17:51
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By Margaret
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亮劍啊
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By Andrew
at 2022-10-05T17:51
科技板怎麼了 唉
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By Edward Lewis
at 2022-10-08T21:24
在廁所當然是問"吃飽沒"
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By Kumar
at 2022-10-05T17:51
用力放水屁 然後問他是不是他放的
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By John
at 2022-10-08T21:24
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By Linda
at 2022-10-05T17:51
這時候就是要奉上雙手，努力捧長官XX的時候啊，還
有我教？
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By Rosalind
at 2022-10-08T21:24
什麼廢文 以為在八卦板
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at 2022-10-05T17:51
站他背後，幫忙扶LP
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By Isabella
at 2022-10-08T21:24
看三小
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By Erin
at 2022-10-05T17:51
問他484薪水小偷啊 每次等這個時候
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By Edith
at 2022-10-08T21:24
懶覺掏出來噴尿啊 要我教？
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By Necoo
at 2022-10-05T17:51
跟他鬥劍啊！
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By Zenobia
at 2022-10-08T21:24
可以查蔡恩全遇到特納的故事
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at 2022-10-05T17:51
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亮劍求決鬥 以職位為賭注
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By Hardy
at 2022-10-05T17:51
推文的各位股票賠多少…
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at 2022-10-08T21:24
雞會都放在那邊了 要把握
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By Ethan
at 2022-10-05T17:51
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at 2022-10-08T21:24
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at 2022-10-05T17:51
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at 2022-10-08T21:24
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這種文章好像看過...
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at 2022-10-08T21:24
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at 2022-10-05T17:51
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at 2022-10-08T21:24
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at 2022-10-05T17:51
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at 2022-10-05T17:51
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at 2022-10-08T21:24
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at 2022-10-05T17:51
.....
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更容易出油。
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at 2022-10-05T17:51
2
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at 2022-10-08T21:24
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那天我搶了董事長的馬桶…
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次考績不好一點就死定了
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at 2022-10-05T17:51
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at 2022-10-08T21:24
我都跟他說要一起大便比臭嗎?
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at 2022-10-08T21:24
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at 2022-10-05T17:51
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at 2022-10-08T21:24
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at 2022-10-05T17:51
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at 2022-10-08T21:24
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By Emily
at 2022-10-05T17:51
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By Carol
at 2022-10-08T21:24
比大小阿
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By Damian
at 2022-10-05T17:51
主管也不喜歡遇到下屬
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By Susan
at 2022-10-08T21:24
其實幫他拉拉鍊就可以
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at 2022-10-05T17:51
給他個：尷尬又不失禮的微笑
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By Dora
at 2022-10-08T21:24
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at 2022-10-05T17:51
主管房間沒有專屬廁所嗎
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at 2022-10-08T21:24
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at 2022-10-05T17:51
勇懶叫貢他的頭
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at 2022-10-08T21:24
還以為是八卦版…
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By Rachel
at 2022-10-05T17:51
月工
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By Regina
at 2022-10-08T21:24
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By Genevieve
at 2022-10-05T17:51
科技版（X) 八卦版（O)
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By Brianna
at 2022-10-08T21:24
這是你唯一可以贏他的地方
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By Brianna
at 2022-10-05T17:51
問就是月工
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By Necoo
at 2022-10-08T21:24
1.買幾包濕紙巾 2.去遠一點的廁所洗臉,順便散步
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By Kelly
at 2022-10-05T17:51
抽卡，翻開陷阱卡
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By Lauren
at 2022-10-08T21:24
問他咩修桿某
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By Tracy
at 2022-10-05T17:51
上廁所不打招呼，當兵沒學過嗎？
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at 2022-10-08T21:24
尷尬笑

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