工程師VS茶妹 - 工程師

By Skylar Davis
at 2016-08-30T01:42

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天氣漸涼，最近部門有了新人，

小師傅也對我冷冷的，讓我的心也跟著寒了起來......

為了讓我的身心暖起來，我決定到新竹的深處買一杯暖茶喝

誰知，喝完茶，心卻更寒了......茶妹跟我說，雖然你是GG工程師來讓我玩GG, 不過對比我
的薪水，你們還真的GG

茶妹說，她18歲出來煮茶，當時還年輕，煮高級茶賣，像是小羽茶莊，有次8000到15000
，年薪有400；

做到25，改煮美容減肥茶，像是真情或是植物園這種，煮一次抽6成，年薪也有300

現在過30了，在咖啡雅座，年薪約250；她說做到35，就要去兩隻老虎豆乾厝；做到40，
再換去竹東....

即使到45，還是可以當竹東豆干花！

50歲之後看就要退休，還是拼個國考當基層公務員

我聽了，頓時無語

想我唸到博士，30歲才開始領薪水，ㄧ樣要輪班，跟茶妹一樣做到50，可能身體一樣GG，
更幹的是，他媽的我還要拿錢給茶妹爽阿，茶妹可以他媽的比我有錢阿

這樣換算下來，工程師跟茶妹一樣都在賣身賣時間，薪水也沒比較高

騎著這個月分紅剛好的gogoro, 腦中響起茶妹親切地叫著哥哥哦，我的心情卻低低落....

我以為叫了一杯暖茶，原來是冰沙，我，更寒了......

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Tags: 工程師薪水

All Comments

By Irma
at 2016-09-03T21:41

茶妹50找個GG嫁，比你兩倍有錢，真的GG

By Hedwig
at 2016-09-04T01:09

By Wallis
at 2016-09-07T09:21

賣鬧啊,年薪400幹幾年就退了你沒有想過嗎

By Carolina Franco
at 2016-09-11T01:22

在gg也不見得能幹的比較久..

By Oliver
at 2016-09-11T07:30

廢話但你男的阿怎當茶妹
能選生來當正妹賣茶那選生在連家不更快

By Isabella
at 2016-09-14T21:27

所以都是男的去輪班啊你沒發現嗎

By Barb Cronin
at 2016-09-17T23:13

快娶她生一堆女兒 18年後就可以退休惹

By Donna
at 2016-09-20T10:15

怎麼可以這麼魯= = 那你也去賣屁眼不就好了嗎

By Charlie
at 2016-09-21T23:37

娶屁阿財產近億茶妹怎可能嫁年薪百萬窮魯

By Steve
at 2016-09-26T15:21

看了表示難過

By Frederic
at 2016-09-28T01:57

講的好像每個茶妹都年薪400一樣

By Quanna
at 2016-10-01T23:29

這篇應該m

By Steve
at 2016-10-05T19:01

可以改當麻辣教師剝削不是只有科技業

By Zanna
at 2016-10-06T07:36

冰沙XDD

By Steve
at 2016-10-07T18:31

茶妹最喜歡唬單純工程師了，隨便講隨便信，下次就會
跟你說媽媽癌症要開刀一百萬

By Wallis
at 2016-10-11T08:11

是不會出國嫖嗎？

By Kelly
at 2016-10-15T17:50

整天吃肥宅跟噁心的GG 也是很辛苦的

By Erin
at 2016-10-17T04:38

冰沙 XD

By Vanessa
at 2016-10-18T12:17

新竹....慘

By Mason
at 2016-10-21T21:33

四十年沒念書考的上公務員？

By Delia
at 2016-10-24T02:02

不過靠幫別人xx賺錢你肯嗎？

By Robert
at 2016-10-26T15:47

400X7+300X5=4300，這樣還要一直賣茶賣到50歲？

By Ina
at 2016-10-29T06:53

有笑有推

By Rae
at 2016-10-30T15:44

到床上考公務員阿

By David
at 2016-11-01T08:40

假的

By Margaret
at 2016-11-02T07:08

所以結論是男的去gg當輪班星人女的當茶?

By Isla
at 2016-11-04T10:59

如果你參加同事婚禮，新娘是她，你同事才真的GG了

By Freda
at 2016-11-05T15:26

你這麼愛含人懶趴啊

By Hedy
at 2016-11-07T23:54

推這篇，荔枝

By Quintina
at 2016-11-11T21:18

18做到25年收400,共拿2800萬，她還需要躺在那邊?

By Blanche
at 2016-11-15T04:44

你也可以當鴨賺啊

By Quintina
at 2016-11-20T04:29

拿去買藥吧最好想這美

By Yuri
at 2016-11-21T00:02

你在gg還能跟茶妹比，在血汗公司拿30k賣身的才可悲

By Yuri
at 2016-11-21T21:30

唬爛文,連放八卦板都不合格

By Quintina
at 2016-11-22T17:17

走錯板?

By Charlie
at 2016-11-25T19:26

有試過賣屁股嗎

By Sarah
at 2016-11-27T15:10

人家都生涯規畫好了，不然還可以找回收業者回收，真棒

By Lucy
at 2016-12-02T05:26

吃藥

By Emma
at 2016-12-06T11:52

你要回收茶的怎麼半

By Heather
at 2016-12-11T10:26

費雯沒囉疾

By Adele
at 2016-12-12T23:18

以為到了八卦版

By Necoo
at 2016-12-16T17:32

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-12-17T17:08

那你也去種茶阿

By David
at 2016-12-22T05:11

你可以賣屁股給四叉貓，應該也挺好的

By Megan
at 2016-12-26T19:00

阿不就魯才當工程師你以為咧?

By Jacky
at 2016-12-28T01:22

費雯

By Iris
at 2016-12-28T03:37

只能給個讚了

By Ursula
at 2016-12-31T09:14

賺那麼多早就退了

By Joseph
at 2017-01-04T10:02

.............

By Quintina
at 2017-01-07T16:36

不然你試著賣屁股看看？

By Carolina Franco
at 2017-01-12T11:01

廢文

By Hedy
at 2017-01-16T16:54

我看2行就覺得你唬爛

By Lily
at 2017-01-19T07:54

應該當茶莊派送員，不用煮茶就能抽4成

By Kelly
at 2017-01-21T13:31

笑貧不笑娼這什麼心態

By Jake
at 2017-01-22T11:22

價值觀扭曲

By Edward Lewis
at 2017-01-24T05:46

他講的話你相信？讀博士讀到頭殼燒壞了

By James
at 2017-01-27T12:57

XDDD

By Wallis
at 2017-01-28T22:45

你這篇是要釣GTO吧！茶妹年薪有400??

By Anonymous
at 2017-01-31T10:50

GG 暗黑文XD

By Christine
at 2017-01-31T16:36

茶妹不用繳稅 gg工程師要

By Vanessa
at 2017-02-05T12:59

茶妹有點腦的炒個房賺個租金都屌打工程師好嗎?o'_'o

By Lucy
at 2017-02-09T02:54

茶妹年薪400？你是黑洞喔？

By Brianna
at 2017-02-11T11:39

人生本來就不是只看錢

By Carolina Franco
at 2017-02-12T12:57

市場機制供需不平衡時自然有暴利請支持公娼疑!?

By Barb Cronin
at 2017-02-13T14:54

笑貧不笑娼，古今皆然。

By Catherine
at 2017-02-16T03:15

錢都被雞頭抽走了吧好賺的是老鴇

By Valerie
at 2017-02-17T06:16

那是新竹吧高雄茶超便宜

By Kelly
at 2017-02-21T06:54

你先去給人每天插屁眼看看再來該吧，懶趴比雞腿

By Rosalind
at 2017-02-21T23:49

400年薪18做到25就2800,all in 2412

By Oliver
at 2017-02-26T18:49

280張一年躺著領140萬，妳跟我說做到50?

By Liam
at 2017-02-27T22:28

18到25之間中鏢一次就開始終身吃藥，你沒想到吧

By Dorothy
at 2017-03-01T23:36

茶妹講的話能信屎大概也能吃了

By Jessica
at 2017-03-06T02:38

男生賣肛門也很有價別不懂

By Barb Cronin
at 2017-03-09T18:34

台中酒店妹20歲 = 台g 28 工程師

By Daph Bay
at 2017-03-10T14:30

開雙b 住七期的很多

By Eden
at 2017-03-11T18:43

有亞洲大學沒畢業的賺比妳台大電子還多
光開分員月薪就五萬了

By Adele
at 2017-03-14T11:07

聽你在屁

By Lydia
at 2017-03-18T22:35

你喝錯茶了

By Mia
at 2017-03-22T00:18

如果你是女的你會想去當茶妹?

By Freda
at 2017-03-22T08:00

真的以為到了八卦版哈哈

By Hedda
at 2017-03-26T13:31

中獎一次給再多錢也沒用, 不要眼裡只看到錢

By Robert
at 2017-03-28T19:21

做到幾歲是她家的事不過400是真的

By Caroline
at 2017-03-31T20:21

你可以去賣屁股

By Caroline
at 2017-04-01T10:08

這就像選擇權賣方一樣沒事穩穩賺一出事都是直接GG

By Edith
at 2017-04-05T07:32

乾以為走錯版

By Olga
at 2017-04-09T03:45

上海都在玩偽娘了你確定男的沒市場?

By Victoria
at 2017-04-10T20:29

文筆真不錯 XDDDDD

By Quanna
at 2017-04-11T07:28

哈哈工程師哈哈

By Gary
at 2017-04-11T12:10

....

By Aaliyah
at 2017-04-15T05:56

那你去製毒好了，八千萬美金

By Lily
at 2017-04-19T12:44

天才小釣手

By Quintina
at 2017-04-20T21:15

人正真好

By Delia
at 2017-04-21T10:44

這又要講到我們家阿文還在那邊年收年收人家三歲就有田了

By Puput
at 2017-04-23T07:50

有興趣拍鴨王4嗎? 杜文澤可以和你大肛400, 應該有400可領

By Barb Cronin
at 2017-04-23T23:06

文筆不錯

By Ida
at 2017-04-28T22:21

簡短的文章卻道盡了工程師與茶妹截然不通的人生好文

By Jacob
at 2017-05-02T03:12

幻想文

By Harry
at 2017-05-04T13:43

功課做的還蠻完整的阿

By Irma
at 2017-05-07T13:48

你以前那種行業很輕鬆喔

By Victoria
at 2017-05-08T22:02

我也想要 gogoro

By Agatha
at 2017-05-13T09:34

費雯

By Enid
at 2017-05-17T18:32

兩隻老虎內行喔

By Catherine
at 2017-05-22T05:14

台灣年輕人果真廢..一次8000*365天也不可能年薪400萬

By Andy
at 2017-05-23T07:48

唬爛還有人信..被政客騙上街浪費生命只是剛好

By Hardy
at 2017-05-26T01:54

老鴇不抽？

By Sandy
at 2017-05-28T16:46

你把懶覺切了做個假洞，或是去做鴨也辦得到

By Agnes
at 2017-06-01T17:37

傻了一次才1小時一天7-8次常見

By Gilbert
at 2017-06-02T13:25

另外有無腦跟年不年輕關聯性低

By Delia
at 2017-06-07T09:30

茶妹沒跟你說，轉400花500嗎？剩下的100跟你騙

By David
at 2017-06-11T01:08

這本來就是真的啊只是來的快去的也快慣老闆都把錢
省起來給茶妹了

By Adele
at 2017-06-15T18:35

哈哈哈哈幹這三小

By Iris
at 2017-06-18T23:29

知道茶妹賺比GG多的事實一開始我也很難接受

By Queena
at 2017-06-22T15:50

有道理

By Una
at 2017-06-23T23:12

謝原po開釋我馬上剪掉

By Agatha
at 2017-06-27T10:48

哈哈一堆人崩潰了幹麼認真

By Kristin
at 2017-06-29T04:06

真廢

By Ingrid
at 2017-06-29T11:06

可以賣屁股啊也是有同志專用的啊

By Puput
at 2017-07-01T16:59

有笑有推

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