有些已婚資深工程師下班沒事也不回家 - 工程師

By Eden
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會這樣想的人 很適合娶日本太太
: 結了婚,自己就不是自己了。
: 早點回家的話,娶到明理老婆的還算幸運,
: 家事至少還會幫忙分擔著做,回到家,
: 如果不幫忙做個家事顧個小孩,陪寫功課,
: 洗個衣服。搞不好就被公審了。
: 早點回家的話,開個電腦打個電腦逛個
: 網站。可能會在隔壁版看到,只要搜尋sex版
: 老公打手槍看A片,婚姻版老公打電動,
: 看漫畫就可以知道我在說什麼。
: 回家後的話題於是慢慢變成:
: 小孩接了嗎
日本太太會處理一切小孩的事 那是她的工作
: 衣服洗了嗎
: 垃圾倒了嗎
: 包裹收了嗎
日本太太會處理一切家務 那是她的工作
: 房貸繳了嗎
日本太太會處理一切錢的問題 那是她的工作
也就是你的薪水全部上繳 但她會給你零用錢
: 晚餐買了嗎
日本太太可以煮三餐 那是她的工作
: 你兒子的月費下星期要繳
: 不要碰我 我很累
日本太太會很敬業 那是她的工作
: 你可不可以那麼變態在我面前看A片
: 你兒子還沒睡,正經點
: 我不舒服
: 我工作也很累你知道嗎
: 你比我早下班也,你不能多做一點嗎
: 你有我累嗎,你六點多就下班了
: 可以成熟點像個男人好嗎
: 不要坐在那玩手機
: 你知道塵蟎對小孩子不好
: 有空不會去擦地嗎
日本太太會讓你下班就是放鬆 因為你下班後是她的上班時間 那是她的工作
: 學生時代電動還玩的不夠嗎
: 你很噁心也
: 結了婚你還下載什麼A片
: 你兒子就是學你啦
: 整天看手機
: 聲音開小一點可以嗎
: 你吵到我了
: 在公司可以光明正大看手機
: 在公司可以不用提心吊膽逛網站
: 在公司可以在黑暗群組分享吃魚喝茶
: 在公司可以有個藉口
: 在公司可以減少家庭摩擦
: 最後 來個影片
: 給下了班不愛回家的男人
: https://youtu.be/PdQdYB8hE6c
只要你願意薪水全部上繳 又領得夠多 你可以娶日本太太
她可以育兒家務一手包辦 絕對不用讓你操半份心
把你寵成茶來伸手飯來張口的巨嬰大BABY
然後當你領到退休金
她會跟你離婚
拿走你的房子 對分一半的退休金
再帶走她的孩子(孩子只認媽不認爸 笑死人沒參與過小孩成長 還想小孩對爸爸感情深厚?)
然後你可以用剩下的一半的退休金在外面租房子
拿起區役所發的傳單 去報名「不要自殺 人生還有路 老年男人生活培育課程」
在你人生死前的最後一段路
學會打掃 洗衣 擦地 丟垃圾 和你之前明明很享受 現在卻被迫習慣的孤獨
以及 適應親朋好友的嘲笑
如果家庭對你而言只是負擔~
那你還不如一開始就選擇單身呢~
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