沒才藝沒口才沒台風的尾牙要表演啥? - 工程師

By Lauren
at 2014-12-30T18:51

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今年公司第一年試辦各部門尾牙被抽到者需表演才藝節目
該死的我中籤了要表演

我自介是個沒才藝
唱歌五音不全KTV人家會叫你不要唱了那種跳舞手腳不協調
變魔術手不巧

沒口才平常就是安安靜靜話少認真工作那種呆板無趣工程師
不是那種很會喇賽嘴砲閑聊那種人所以沒辦法上台講笑話

沒台風講話會結巴而且很冷很生硬

我想科技人應該有很多跟我一樣是同類
想請教一下我們這種沒才藝沒口才沒台風的人
尾牙要表演什麼比較好?? 真的很苦惱

如果你跟我不是同類應該你的同事也有跟我是同類
你的這種同事都表演什麼來帶過??

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By Mason
at 2014-12-31T18:15

表演修機台

By Genevieve
at 2015-01-01T14:10

全聯先生體操？

By Ina
at 2015-01-02T13:41

模仿老闆平時罵人的樣子

By Rosalind
at 2015-01-04T12:24

表演模仿悟空

By Sarah
at 2015-01-08T15:42

表演被老闆罵的樣子

By Hazel
at 2015-01-12T14:43

表演上ptt問問題..

By Jacky
at 2015-01-15T08:19

表演顆顆笑的樣子

By Elizabeth
at 2015-01-18T01:51

表演當肥宅

By Eartha
at 2015-01-20T03:36

五音不全更要上台唱歌歡樂大家

By Ophelia
at 2015-01-21T17:09

唱國歌, 升旗歌

By Emily
at 2015-01-25T04:08

包子______

By Hardy
at 2015-01-27T17:28

GG輪班______

By Bennie
at 2015-01-31T19:06

風雲起山河動

By Iris
at 2015-02-01T02:51

表演ERT穿戴

By Olivia
at 2015-02-06T01:29

包子建軍聲勢雄爆肝奴隸死盡中...

By Una
at 2015-02-09T20:09

上台報告weekly report啊，就跟平常一樣

By Hazel
at 2015-02-13T04:19

變幾個小魔術好了

By Queena
at 2015-02-17T11:43

電影心得發表啊: 我最近看過"老闆不是人"

By Zora
at 2015-02-22T03:49

表演4X貓

By Selena
at 2015-02-22T14:57

先灌一瓶酒,然後嗨賴老闆

By Emily
at 2015-02-25T10:09

高梁採罐

By Wallis
at 2015-02-25T21:11

請假

By Genevieve
at 2015-03-02T03:37

請假會被HighLight...(可能)

By Mia
at 2015-03-06T19:56

笑話不會講就用背的,有沒有心而已

By Andy
at 2015-03-08T01:50

唱首中華民國,不會唱就看看炳中

By Emily
at 2015-03-11T06:10

筆電接大螢幕表演打LOL 雙排統神順便開統神實況

By Rosalind
at 2015-03-15T01:59

holamonmon: 筆電接大螢幕表演打LOL <---讚讚讚

By Freda
at 2015-03-17T11:17

都要過年了不能好好吃個飯還要上台表演真的辛酸

By Robert
at 2015-03-20T12:29

表演模仿工程師

By John
at 2015-03-21T18:23

表演宅宅上ptt科科笑的樣子

By Elma
at 2015-03-22T22:49

跳小蘋果吧...

By Carol
at 2015-03-23T12:34

模仿老闆罵人

By Vanessa
at 2015-03-26T03:47

口才不好，你可以帶鍵盤 + google 翻譯講笑話阿

By Leila
at 2015-03-30T13:53

唱歌給老人笑一笑啊

By Franklin
at 2015-04-01T07:03

光筆記得帶上台往台下點..

By Sandy
at 2015-04-05T01:37

拜託不要跳小蘋果這東西在台灣完全沒共鳴

By Mia
at 2015-04-10T00:46

租動物道具服，在舞台上表演滾滾吧~ 這個很簡單~ :p

By Steve
at 2015-04-14T07:19

你可以完全不說話，可以再找一個旁白念台詞~ :p

By Quanna
at 2015-04-15T13:41

話說應該不可能是你自己一個人表演吧? 應該多少會有
擅長表演的人會主導該表演什麼吧宅宅當人肉道具就
夠了

By Candice
at 2015-04-17T15:37

吹喇叭很簡單

By Vanessa
at 2015-04-19T13:15

演猴子吃香蕉。認真的反正老闆不肯花錢請人表演

By Andrew
at 2015-04-23T12:07

辛酸

By Charlie
at 2015-04-27T20:20

表演吃香蕉三根吃不飽在吃三根

By Kristin
at 2015-05-01T14:51

發表離職感言XD

By Barb Cronin
at 2015-05-04T15:29

大喊：“我有新鮮肝快樂去輪班” 保證明年升主管

By Sandy
at 2015-05-08T21:50

表演當場寫離職信

By Caroline
at 2015-05-12T02:39

表演英文自我介紹順便當作面試外商的練習

By Mia
at 2015-05-13T17:46

就上去講三個很爛的冷笑話場子搞越冷公司就知道不要這
搞這種爛方式

By Eden
at 2015-05-14T08:00

表演和同事下一場象棋

By Robert
at 2015-05-15T07:19

尾牙不就是犒賞員工嗎什麼都要cost down

By Lily
at 2015-05-19T14:23

表演相聲吧找個橋段抄一下

By Enid
at 2015-05-20T11:12

去tube找幾個尾牙影片結合成自己的表演

By Lily
at 2015-05-25T05:03

炮二平五

By Noah
at 2015-05-26T01:36

表演跟你左右女朋友恩愛的樣子

By Jacob
at 2015-05-28T12:14

開頭說我要講笑話

By Oscar
at 2015-05-30T05:06

然後隨便講飲料杯上面的笑話
就下台了~~~~爽已後大家不敢找你去表演

By William
at 2015-06-04T00:01

不然學屎蛋爸表演Magic cock

By Ethan
at 2015-06-06T11:55

爛公司怒離職啊

By Daniel
at 2015-06-10T23:13

之前我老婆在設計公司老闆要員工尾牙表演
每天畫設計圖跑工地就累得半死了還要彩排表演
準備道具累到快被鬼抓走尾牙不就是應該犒賞員工嗎

By Ivy
at 2015-06-12T21:02

表演的差會被嫌被噓表演的好明年繼續老闆最爽

By Annie
at 2015-06-16T03:50

玩遊戲阿參考天才衝衝衝的遊戲把大家拉上去玩耗時間

By Zanna
at 2015-06-16T20:33

想一兩個遊戲每桌都上去玩你只要把規則說一說就可以了

By Sierra Rose
at 2015-06-17T17:23

以後有人說不好玩你就順勢推薦他代替你的位置辦尾牙就好

By Kelly
at 2015-06-19T14:27

表演黃花崗72烈士就躺在台上就好了

By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-06-24T02:05

哪間公司能不能講一下?

By Irma
at 2015-06-25T23:33

找人組隊復仇者聯盟上台表演？？

By Elvira
at 2015-06-26T19:03

就給他冷場阿, 冷場幾次就沒人敢找你了
難道表演的好有好處嗎?

By Caroline
at 2015-06-30T05:19

排班?

By Gilbert
at 2015-07-04T11:51

不用手穿褲子

By Ivy
at 2015-07-06T00:51

有紅包拿嗎？沒有就擺爛...

By Ina
at 2015-07-06T06:20

演唱成功嶺之歌

By Tom
at 2015-07-09T21:15

帶動唱

By Oscar
at 2015-07-11T08:25

表演耍冷

By Hedda
at 2015-07-12T23:57

少林功夫加唱歌跳舞

By Elma
at 2015-07-17T19:51

表演黃花崗72烈士~

By Liam
at 2015-07-22T07:44

你是我的洨呀洨蘋果

By Noah
at 2015-07-25T03:09

演老闆!!!

By Joe
at 2015-07-29T19:35

表演唱國歌

By Olive
at 2015-07-30T17:23

模仿老闆講話的機八樣

By Rachel
at 2015-08-04T14:24

模仿同事上班沒事裝忙的樣子

By Irma
at 2015-08-06T15:24

卓別林

By Dinah
at 2015-08-08T07:47

樂器呢?

By Isla
at 2015-08-09T08:00

吹直笛

By Candice
at 2015-08-10T00:22

表示九秒鐘無塵服試穿預備

By Lauren
at 2015-08-12T09:45

去問主持人阿看看他有沒有甚麼建議

By Lauren
at 2015-08-16T14:41

跳小蘋果+1, 我和同事正準備在公司尾牙表演

By Dinah
at 2015-08-18T16:35

軍歌帶動唱阿風雲起山河動咿喔咿喔~預備唱

By Rebecca
at 2015-08-21T13:33

跳搞笑舞

By Necoo
at 2015-08-22T09:48

相信我你這種才是尾牙可以帶給大家歡樂的人選正常表現就好

By Mason
at 2015-08-23T04:22

表演9秒穿脫無塵衣阿真的蠻屌的

By Catherine
at 2015-08-26T16:18

笑話

By Tom
at 2015-08-28T08:03

我們公司有人要跳小蘋果…………

By Hardy
at 2015-08-30T11:04

穿脫無塵衣... 台下照幾張照片,順便跟新SOP是嗎?

By Puput
at 2015-09-01T06:49

巧克力牛奶巧克力非常簡單，還可以拉長官一起上來

By Hardy
at 2015-09-04T12:00

去租衣服啊，cosplay看是要美國隊長，還是浩克都很屌

By Lily
at 2015-09-05T16:09

冷笑話連發，爛到笑

By Iris
at 2015-09-07T07:43

過來人給你良心建議，唱小貧果，加些鳥道具就OK了

By Connor
at 2015-09-08T10:18

做個精美投影片上台介紹你的工作內容啊

By Lauren
at 2015-09-13T09:32

模仿老闆XDDDDD

By Suhail Hany
at 2015-09-17T22:31

上台交離職單...下台收東西...

By Adele
at 2015-09-20T12:59

上去表演罰站5分鐘

By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-09-22T20:26

模仿主管的平日生活保證全場笑死

By Joe
at 2015-09-26T01:13

告訴大家你剛撒了泡尿在某道菜，請大家猜猜看

By Edward Lewis
at 2015-09-27T18:46

火球舞簡單好學用螢光棒就好帥翻全場

By Quanna
at 2015-10-01T11:51

九秒脫無塵衣比賽好像蠻好玩的

By Elizabeth
at 2015-10-04T02:29

紅明顯你可以去參考一些單人相聲的劇本上去說故事
或是一些脫口秀劇本一字不差的背起來直接表演

By Hazel
at 2015-10-08T18:13

沒有頭緒的話你可以演陣內智則的百萬大挑戰
做個PPT,請人幫你按PPT,你自己上去演就可以了

By Hardy
at 2015-10-12T06:07

把PTT的內容加以時事化,今年很多時事可以用
再配合他的梗就可以了

By Madame
at 2015-10-15T16:09

表演腦殘主管下決定的樣子

By Todd Johnson
at 2015-10-18T10:47

表演人多嗎？之前幫部門想了影子秀表演，誰是誰都認不出
XDD

By Margaret
at 2015-10-22T00:24

陣內智則段子挑一個阿

By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-10-23T13:24

不去尾牙就沒事了，沒規定尾牙一定要參加。

By Sarah
at 2015-10-24T03:27

模仿老闆準備被黑掉

By Edwina
at 2015-10-25T16:50

學阿基師記者招待會,看稿演出即可.

By Linda
at 2015-10-28T13:40

留言也太好笑

沒才藝沒口才沒台風的尾牙要表演啥? - 工程師

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