職場小問題 - 工程師

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最近在工作上遇到一些很煩的問題,讓我開始思考未來動向。

直接舉例來說好了,有一次在開會時
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A:This is an apple.
X:What the fuxk are you talking about,shut up your fuxking mouth.Stop!!! (Bang
the table!!)
B:This is an apple.
X:Got it.
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另外一次是在討論spec,達成共識後的拆橋和抗鍋
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A & B:This is an apple. Let's go to tell X.
X: This is not an apple.
B: This is not an apple. Why A fuxking say this is an apple!! A you are wrong!
Don't you understand? It's dangerous to misunderstand the spec!!!(MurMur X 10
0)
A: (black person question mark)
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搶先一步通報長官是我設計錯誤,但實際上不是
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B: A has common issue.
X: Fuxk A.
(10 min later)
A: I solve it! (not common issue ,why X know about this small small small issu
e)
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最早是由一個很好且善解人意的前輩帶我,後來換到另一個快逼死我的前輩,有這麼一段
小故事
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A:This is an apple. So the color is red.
C:Got it.
(1 week later)
A:This is an apple. So the color is red. So..
C:Got it. Let's discuss more.

A:This is an apple.So the color is red.
B:Got it.
(1 week later)
A:This is an apple.So the color is red.So..
B:What are you fuxking talking about? How do you prove this is an apple. You
should do something to prove it!! (MurMur X 100)
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交接小故事
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(A,B,X in the room)
B: This project for you. I have done 87%. No problem so far.
A: Got it.

(B,X leave away, A look at the pc screen)
A: 87%?!!!!!!!!!!! Are you kidding me???
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有些故事很難描述,在此就省略,然後當事人不是真的罵髒話,是態度都非常差和不屑。

還有啊,上面的長官患有一朝被蛇咬,十年怕草繩的症狀,讓新人出錯也不是沒有原因,
給了新人不合理的時間,用了一個會給你扛鍋的前輩,是不是真的該走了?

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All Comments

Todd Johnson avatarTodd Johnson2017-09-16
用英文說故事的用意是什麼,不懂
Blanche avatarBlanche2017-09-19
略懂略懂 這時候你就差不多該走了
Connor avatarConnor2017-09-20
我應該只有發生一半,我就走了
Michael avatarMichael2017-09-23
走啊 不過為何要用英文寫例子?
Linda avatarLinda2017-09-26
我覺得寫得很好,我看著看著一直笑
Andrew avatarAndrew2017-10-01
用中文會通篇髒話吧 會不舒服
Ula avatarUla2017-10-05
會有BCD這種同事是正常的,重點是:撇開BCD, 你認為X這個
主管ok不ok? If ok, 繼續做,等到你不菜了,BCD就婊不動
你了;if X 不 ok, 走人
Leila avatarLeila2017-10-09
會不會是因為你講話喜歡夾雜英文所以被討厭
Andy avatarAndy2017-10-11
這英文有夠爛的啦!不過滿好笑的就是了,嗯啊 說真的A還
不走是為了什麼?不懂?
Valerie avatarValerie2017-10-12
對人不對事阿 很明顯了吧?
Eden avatarEden2017-10-15
如果我也這麼喜歡烙英文,那應該也會被排擠
Tracy avatarTracy2017-10-19
恩,你說的對。
Victoria avatarVictoria2017-10-20
you english is good good
Jessica avatarJessica2017-10-24
我覺的還滿好笑的啊
Frederica avatarFrederica2017-10-27
推,邊看邊笑
Zanna avatarZanna2017-10-29
其實還蠻有創意的
Caroline avatarCaroline2017-10-30
其實 不用英文吧...
Heather avatarHeather2017-11-03
彷彿身歷其境 XD 推
Gilbert avatarGilbert2017-11-06
很適合去拍個youtube短片,會爆
Todd Johnson avatarTodd Johnson2017-11-08
超好笑,很有既視感。
Freda avatarFreda2017-11-10
無聊
Hedwig avatarHedwig2017-11-13
好好笑哦 有沒有用英文怎麼會那麼傳神的八卦XDDD
Skylar Davis avatarSkylar Davis2017-11-15
A好黑 是你嗎哈哈
Steve avatarSteve2017-11-15
還蠻好笑的,A是你吧
Enid avatarEnid2017-11-17
a是那顆apple嗎...XD?
Gary avatarGary2017-11-18
黑人是用nigga吧哈哈
Joe avatarJoe2017-11-21
給推
Dora avatarDora2017-11-23
black person question mark XDDDDDDDDDD
Dora avatarDora2017-11-24
英文用的很好,簡單扼要。待多久了?
Elvira avatarElvira2017-11-27
這篇和科技板的連結又是什麼?? 把apple換成wafer好了
Catherine avatarCatherine2017-12-01
應該是喜歡上班烙英文 所以被排擠?
Caitlin avatarCaitlin2017-12-03
第二個issue篇我看不懂英文想表達什麼,太台式英文了
William avatarWilliam2017-12-08
salary沒有increase, 不能多點一個burger
Annie avatarAnnie2017-12-11
離職!
Daph Bay avatarDaph Bay2017-12-14
XD
Steve avatarSteve2017-12-19
把自己心情調適到有領薪水就好了,跟他們有理說不清
Skylar Davis avatarSkylar Davis2017-12-22
Your English hao bang bang!!
Tom avatarTom2017-12-25
滿有創意的XD
Brianna avatarBrianna2017-12-26
原PO有病記得要去看醫生,我因為看不懂所以我先去看眼科惹
。對了,誰是apple~?