請問一下為什科技板很多人都在說薪水很少 - 薪水

By Eden
at 2014-12-16T19:20

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為什麼他們說錢少

因為他們不懂得賺錢

以為靠死薪水餬口就算有錢

身為一個有錢人

需要的是洞察力、遠瞻力、勇氣

抱怨是不會讓錢變多的

小弟我就深知這個道理

離開舒適圈，才能擴大舒適圈

到各種領域沾一下，增廣見聞

想要當真正的有錢人

就要當老闆

直到財富自由心也就富裕了

不然只是當被工作束縛住的機器人

筆者最近注意到了台灣科技重鎮-新竹

大家普遍壓力都很大，

以筆者銳利的洞察力發現，大家的壓力普遍來自於工作

大家喜歡錢，討厭壓力，討厭工作

所以筆者領悟了一個道理，<工作壞壞，要打打>

所以未來筆者打算在新竹台積十二廠旁邊新建

半導體文化中心

裡頭販賣著竹科人最缺少的東西

晶圓九宮格

一種夜市遊戲

直接打擊主要壓力來源

九個格子內擺著晶圓

客人呀大聲吼出來丟給他破吧

客人：去你的HOLD LOT

九宮格上面還有跑馬燈，可以依顧客需求，輸入想要的型號

拉晶機棉花糖

古人的智慧

當在心情沮喪的時候

吃甜食是最好的舒解方式

狠狠咬下灰色棉花糖(有加色素)

爽爽發洩大呼過癮

半導體布丁

在半導體文化館爽完後

也該帶點拌手禮回家

這時候未來的竹科名產

半導體布丁

就是你最好的選擇

嚴謹的做工華麗的手藝

布丁咖啡果凍布丁
布丁杏仁杏仁布丁
蒟蒻蒟蒻蒟蒻蒟蒻

類似這種東西

帶回家還可以跟小孩有個愉快的親子時間

吃的時候會有附說明書

裡面會有個成份代表物

蒟蒻-SI

杏仁-SIO2

咖啡果凍-POLY-SI

椰果-場氧

布丁-光阻

諸如此類

可以跟小孩說老爸在公司就是做這顆椰果

再慢慢一層一層吃，邊吃邊解謎

歐~~ 原來我吃的是NMOS

多麼有意義呀多麼有遠瞻力呀

我已經有洞察力與遠瞻力

螢幕前的你是否有勇氣來跟我一起變成有錢人呢

我等你

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Tags: 薪水

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By Ethan
at 2014-12-20T18:09

頭推

By Blanche
at 2014-12-20T23:08

頭噓

By Emma
at 2014-12-22T13:50

有笑

By Olivia
at 2014-12-23T23:17

來

By Anonymous
at 2014-12-27T20:32

一

By Valerie
at 2015-01-01T07:48

哈哈馬鈴薯難得好玩，別桶他啦好好笑

By Jessica
at 2015-01-03T00:16

By James
at 2015-01-04T23:00

笑了但還是_

By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-01-08T22:26

文

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at 2015-01-10T17:43

輸了XD

By Lauren
at 2015-01-11T20:20

......................

By Victoria
at 2015-01-16T15:14

還不錯笑啊XD

By Zanna
at 2015-01-18T07:57

有一股暖暖的

By Steve
at 2015-01-20T15:54

哥，你的文我必推

By Michael
at 2015-01-21T22:50

其實蠻好笑的XD

By Joe
at 2015-01-26T10:43

我笑了

By William
at 2015-01-30T07:16

浪費版面快桶一桶吧

By Donna
at 2015-02-02T03:58

你根本不懂半導體製程...

By William
at 2015-02-02T16:20

有笑有推~XD~ 工作後的娛樂

By Brianna
at 2015-02-05T09:42

趕快發麵是心得文啦

By Freda
at 2015-02-07T11:31

所以昨天的offer都推掉了喔!?

By Anonymous
at 2015-02-10T06:37

還有心得文要繳稿耶

By Ina
at 2015-02-12T19:52

test124 123

By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-02-14T09:00

好好笑喔

By Valerie
at 2015-02-16T09:53

XDD

By Charlotte
at 2015-02-19T13:26

...

By Adele
at 2015-02-22T10:43

推

By Kyle
at 2015-02-25T01:05

還有臉發廢文

By Anonymous
at 2015-02-28T03:02

12廠旁邊還有地？要蓋在高速公路上膩！

By Elma
at 2015-03-03T05:25

快回桶。我等你

By Zanna
at 2015-03-06T07:55

蠻無聊der

By Anonymous
at 2015-03-10T18:59

讚

By Delia
at 2015-03-14T19:15

有笑有推

By Adele
at 2015-03-15T11:41

有笑有推

By Todd Johnson
at 2015-03-15T23:27

哈哈哈沒想到你這麼有才華哈哈哈

By Dinah
at 2015-03-16T10:38

有笑有推

By Freda
at 2015-03-17T03:59

還滿好笑的給推

By Gilbert
at 2015-03-18T04:04

有進步XD

By Hedda
at 2015-03-20T12:52

還真的有進步

By Yuri
at 2015-03-22T01:53

爛到我笑了

By Yuri
at 2015-03-24T02:55

蠻有創意的

By Puput
at 2015-03-26T16:42

XDDDDDDDDD

By Emily
at 2015-03-27T06:09

念在你有創意夠噱頭......能入股嗎?

By Lucy
at 2015-03-31T10:37

XDDDD

By Jacob
at 2015-03-31T18:07

哈哈

By Erin
at 2015-04-02T02:45

工作壞壞，要打打

By Olive
at 2015-04-03T03:34

哈我覺得馬鈴薯應該是某科技廠的工程師辦這帳號純PO費雯
和反串用的

By Tracy
at 2015-04-06T05:53

By Eartha
at 2015-04-07T02:07

看在這笑話很好笑我入股100元

By Iris
at 2015-04-08T22:20

XDD

By Queena
at 2015-04-11T22:32

蠻好笑的等你五篇面試心得

By Eartha
at 2015-04-14T18:03

馬鈴薯臨走前的一滴淚

By Megan
at 2015-04-17T21:46

我買兩張...

By Todd Johnson
at 2015-04-21T13:24

笑了XDDDD

By Ida
at 2015-04-26T08:15

要是有五篇這種的，大家就幫你求情，大家好不好

By Jack
at 2015-04-28T23:46

好專業的笑話

By Ursula
at 2015-04-29T15:42

你真的是科技版的吉祥物ㄟXDD

By Olive
at 2015-04-30T00:33

你也壞壞，要打打...XDD

By Hardy
at 2015-04-30T18:38

你的廢文真的都蠻有創意的

By Jacky
at 2015-05-02T03:06

打岔一下~請問你有聽過安麗嗎?

By Lucy
at 2015-05-03T23:54

這不錯，交給你推廣。

By Ivy
at 2015-05-06T10:28

By Madame
at 2015-05-08T14:29

有搞頭

By Mason
at 2015-05-11T19:31

心得寫了沒?

By Steve
at 2015-05-12T23:35

By Charlie
at 2015-05-17T22:15

工作壞壞要打打

By Poppy
at 2015-05-20T17:21

By Madame
at 2015-05-21T12:45

有笑有推

By Daniel
at 2015-05-23T06:06

有笑有推等你開店啊

By Charlotte
at 2015-05-28T00:46

拜託別桶他啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Rosalind
at 2015-05-30T21:33

這個ID還有推果真大家壓力太大了~

By Iris
at 2015-06-03T08:32

念在你有創意我就入股吧~

By Isla
at 2015-06-07T13:49

你贏惹XDDDDDDDDDD

By Dorothy
at 2015-06-07T18:30

念在你這次說的不錯不噓你

By Queena
at 2015-06-08T08:48

寫的挺幽默啊

By Franklin
at 2015-06-10T06:06

根本是強者來反串的阿

By Edith
at 2015-06-12T22:45

XDD

By Edwina
at 2015-06-13T13:40

整個fab你hold lot

By Daph Bay
at 2015-06-16T09:14

快寫心得啦你 (′‧ω‧‵)

By Frederica
at 2015-06-17T07:22

xD第一次想推

By Wallis
at 2015-06-22T02:45

洗洗快睡明天還要上班~~ 工作壞壞要打打

By Olivia
at 2015-06-22T06:50

這布丁有夠創意的, 說不定真的能大賣. XD

By Jack
at 2015-06-24T14:36

滿好笑的XD

By Hardy
at 2015-06-27T13:19

你的心得文快生出來啊

By Gilbert
at 2015-06-30T15:27

超笑！

By Anthony
at 2015-07-04T02:50

By Olga
at 2015-07-04T13:59

別忘記做作業阿

By Harry
at 2015-07-07T03:28

幽默！

By Barb Cronin
at 2015-07-08T00:22

笑了XD

By George
at 2015-07-11T02:39

XDDDDDDDDD

By Quintina
at 2015-07-12T17:00

會賺！！！

By John
at 2015-07-15T06:05

太強了

By Tracy
at 2015-07-19T18:56

有前途跟啦

By Suhail Hany
at 2015-07-21T17:21

。

By Eden
at 2015-07-23T15:54

好啦還不錯笑

By Rae
at 2015-07-28T00:53

哈哈哈有笑有推

By Selena
at 2015-07-29T10:44

有創意，等你開店

By Jake
at 2015-08-02T22:45

半導體布丁XDD

By Charlie
at 2015-08-05T10:37

殺小XDDDDDDDDD

By Damian
at 2015-08-08T11:07

有笑有推

By Lucy
at 2015-08-08T19:31

哈哈哈

By Yedda
at 2015-08-10T00:27

劣退

By John
at 2015-08-10T17:45

慢走…

By Cara
at 2015-08-12T21:01

純噓工作壞壞要打打

By Dorothy
at 2015-08-15T17:09

紓壓文推可惜快要看不到了XDDD

By Caroline
at 2015-08-16T22:27

太神啦

By Elizabeth
at 2015-08-20T06:01

有笑有推

By Gary
at 2015-08-23T03:08

偶像只能推了xD

By Olivia
at 2015-08-23T16:35

By Kama
at 2015-08-25T07:07

發心得前別發廢文

By Gary
at 2015-08-28T03:29

你的報告嗎

By Isla
at 2015-09-01T10:37

溫腥..

By Genevieve
at 2015-09-03T15:14

太有才

By Kristin
at 2015-09-03T23:53

老闆一份PMOS布丁

By Leila
at 2015-09-05T17:27

說準備工作前沒時間寫心得文結果在這裡發廢文XD

By Rae
at 2015-09-07T21:39

丟晶圓那邊很好笑，多弄一些假片去給人砸真的有搞頭

By Mary
at 2015-09-08T11:19

推酷馬鈴薯

By Andy
at 2015-09-09T01:26

布丁蠻好笑的

By Iris
at 2015-09-13T10:32

好文!

By Dora
at 2015-09-14T10:05

不錯XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Erin
at 2015-09-18T14:49

你的interview心得打幾篇啦?

By Christine
at 2015-09-23T03:47

阿哈哈哈

By Catherine
at 2015-09-27T12:35

快寫心得啦哈哈

By Mason
at 2015-09-29T21:09

靠北...有笑有推

By Zanna
at 2015-09-30T13:31

推推推

By Christine
at 2015-10-05T10:41

有笑有推把哥捅了太可惜惹

By Genevieve
at 2015-10-09T23:53

XDDDDDDDDDD

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