邦邦開獎 - 薪水
By Xanthe
at 2020-04-30T17:00
at 2020-04-30T17:00
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出無塵室立刻排隊領便當夢到後面同事說
有看到PPT分享的文章了嗎?
是的大大文章我一早就看了
看完立馬懷疑人森了
當初選擇了邦邦.....是不是錯了
今日領到薪水不禁潸然淚下
還在想雙貓的時候再怎樣貓還是年年調薪
走下神壇真的只是瞬間的事情啊
當然要應景一下5Why
Why1.為什麼要選擇邦邦
Ans.因為傻了台積大徵沒去投
Why2.為什麼大徵沒有投台積
Ans.因為台積不缺廢物
Why3.為什麼你這麼廢
Ans.因為調薪只有兩百顆茶葉蛋
Why4.為什麼只調兩百顆茶葉蛋
Ans.因為四點一到高雄廠的要先夾
Why5.為什麼要蓋高雄廠
Ans.因為要讓米光花更多錢買邦邦
祝福大家早日成為美商公司
5%精進德政可以發揚光大
該死的case center難用死了
※ 引述《aaabbb80818 (杰~☆)》之銘言:
: 又到了一年一度跟強者我朋友吃飯的時刻了
: 今天吃飯看著眉頭深鎖的友人心事重重
: 一問之下原來是四月份開獎了
: 於是拿出小白單一看
: https://i.imgur.com/P5LUs2W.jpg
: 哎呀,拿錯了!
: 這是另一位GG強者朋友的小白單
: 邦邦的開獎單內容如下
: https://i.imgur.com/mA7p1ey.jpg
: 於是友人開始為我們上課
: Why1.為什麼沒調薪沒季獎金
: Ans:因為沒盈餘
: Why2-為什麼沒有盈餘
: Ans:因為可能小糖糖賺得合併營收不夠邦邦花
: Why3-為什麼賺的不夠邦邦花
: Ans:因為可能高雄要高築牆要花很多錢
: Why4-為什麼高雄要先花很多錢
: Ans:因為要蓋廠還要養人到2022
: Why5-為什麼要蓋廠養人
: Ans:因為要貨出去、錢進來、邦邦發大財
: 於是朋友就哽咽的說不下去了
: 想說以前在隔壁雙貓時至少還有原燒調薪
: 來到邦邦想說可以過幸福人生了
: 看著新聞
: 於是朋友就哽咽的說不下去了
: 想說以前在隔壁雙貓時至少還有原燒調薪
: 來到邦邦想說可以過幸福人生了
: 看著新聞
: 去年6月焦焦還喊著要追GG2015的水準
: 結果今年過完年詹哥就退休去了
: 生日禮券也縮水100元
: 今年度電影票&餐券都找理由暫不發放
: 看著公司重點栽培的主力高雄同仁每天水深火熱的煩惱下午四點要去小7廣積糧搶刷茶
葉?
: 不禁想著是否該跳船隨前人的腳步去后里發光領防疫獎金?
: 還是去隔壁十萬青年輪班救台灣呢?
: 希望明年吃飯時可以看見朋友不再哭泣了^_^
: -----
: Sent from JPTT on my iPhone
--
有看到PPT分享的文章了嗎?
是的大大文章我一早就看了
看完立馬懷疑人森了
當初選擇了邦邦.....是不是錯了
今日領到薪水不禁潸然淚下
還在想雙貓的時候再怎樣貓還是年年調薪
走下神壇真的只是瞬間的事情啊
當然要應景一下5Why
Why1.為什麼要選擇邦邦
Ans.因為傻了台積大徵沒去投
Why2.為什麼大徵沒有投台積
Ans.因為台積不缺廢物
Why3.為什麼你這麼廢
Ans.因為調薪只有兩百顆茶葉蛋
Why4.為什麼只調兩百顆茶葉蛋
Ans.因為四點一到高雄廠的要先夾
Why5.為什麼要蓋高雄廠
Ans.因為要讓米光花更多錢買邦邦
祝福大家早日成為美商公司
5%精進德政可以發揚光大
該死的case center難用死了
※ 引述《aaabbb80818 (杰~☆)》之銘言:
: 又到了一年一度跟強者我朋友吃飯的時刻了
: 今天吃飯看著眉頭深鎖的友人心事重重
: 一問之下原來是四月份開獎了
: 於是拿出小白單一看
: https://i.imgur.com/P5LUs2W.jpg
: 哎呀,拿錯了!
: 這是另一位GG強者朋友的小白單
: 邦邦的開獎單內容如下
: https://i.imgur.com/mA7p1ey.jpg
: 於是友人開始為我們上課
: Why1.為什麼沒調薪沒季獎金
: Ans:因為沒盈餘
: Why2-為什麼沒有盈餘
: Ans:因為可能小糖糖賺得合併營收不夠邦邦花
: Why3-為什麼賺的不夠邦邦花
: Ans:因為可能高雄要高築牆要花很多錢
: Why4-為什麼高雄要先花很多錢
: Ans:因為要蓋廠還要養人到2022
: Why5-為什麼要蓋廠養人
: Ans:因為要貨出去、錢進來、邦邦發大財
: 於是朋友就哽咽的說不下去了
: 想說以前在隔壁雙貓時至少還有原燒調薪
: 來到邦邦想說可以過幸福人生了
: 看著新聞
: 於是朋友就哽咽的說不下去了
: 想說以前在隔壁雙貓時至少還有原燒調薪
: 來到邦邦想說可以過幸福人生了
: 看著新聞
: 去年6月焦焦還喊著要追GG2015的水準
: 結果今年過完年詹哥就退休去了
: 生日禮券也縮水100元
: 今年度電影票&餐券都找理由暫不發放
: 看著公司重點栽培的主力高雄同仁每天水深火熱的煩惱下午四點要去小7廣積糧搶刷茶
葉?
: 不禁想著是否該跳船隨前人的腳步去后里發光領防疫獎金?
: 還是去隔壁十萬青年輪班救台灣呢?
: 希望明年吃飯時可以看見朋友不再哭泣了^_^
: -----
: Sent from JPTT on my iPhone
--
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