有沒有遇過這麼瞎的主計? - 公職
By Gilbert
at 2012-06-07T21:33
at 2012-06-07T21:33
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新的主計主任是從學校來佔主管缺
很明顯從單純環境換到要面對公所的龐雜
她非常適應不良
事蹟1
職員、首長的車都停在露天停車場
難免車子會日曬雨淋
這位女士跑去上頭爭取車子要停到隔壁代表會有遮蔽的地方
她怕傷烤漆 @@
原以為是開啥進口車 結果是台小國產車....
事蹟2
因為很多公務沒辦過 東問西問 都是問學校出來的其他公所主計
別人說不行 我們也就不行 明明人口和預算都差兩三倍...
核銷要求反覆也罷 承辦人忍受
外面的團體哪吃這套 社區理事長受不了 直接打她分機問事情
她竟然對業務單位大發飆說亂轉電話 明明機關電話是公開 手長在理事長身上啊
理由是....我們不面對第一線 @@
連廠商都放話想打人 搞得天怒人怨
事蹟3
嫌垃圾車維修費過高 七、八年的車 本來就開始換東換西
更何況是每天鑽巷弄 開開停停的垃圾車呢?
還要求清潔隊一次整批採購100個輪胎 @@
輪胎是有期限又佔空間的東西
裝輪胎完還要定位吧
為了這件事 竟然還移送政風 要政風介入處理
可憐了隊長 秀才遇到天兵
事蹟4
核銷統計表裡有10筆特定金額 她怎麼算都只有9筆
用了兩種方法交叉驗算寫給她看
還註明是excel計算過的不會錯(懷疑她看得懂excel或知道這是啥嗎)
她堅持發放清冊裡用點算的只有9筆
最後發狠花5分鐘每筆貼標籤 貼出10筆 她才願意蓋章
事蹟5
抱怨網路很慢 卻不允許買新伺服器
理由是 我是連主計的網路 伺服器又用不到...
她可能以為伺服器裝在影印機裡吧
事蹟6
要求各課室郵資要累計到數千元才能核銷
可憐承辦或文具店廠商 可能要先墊錢半年或一年才能領錢
幸好最後被強烈抗議改成定期可核
唉~這應該不是在哪個位置看事情角度不同的問題了吧?
每次遇到或聽到關於主計的種種 都只能用趙哥的三七步和鼻音說:哼~瞎!
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很明顯從單純環境換到要面對公所的龐雜
她非常適應不良
事蹟1
職員、首長的車都停在露天停車場
難免車子會日曬雨淋
這位女士跑去上頭爭取車子要停到隔壁代表會有遮蔽的地方
她怕傷烤漆 @@
原以為是開啥進口車 結果是台小國產車....
事蹟2
因為很多公務沒辦過 東問西問 都是問學校出來的其他公所主計
別人說不行 我們也就不行 明明人口和預算都差兩三倍...
核銷要求反覆也罷 承辦人忍受
外面的團體哪吃這套 社區理事長受不了 直接打她分機問事情
她竟然對業務單位大發飆說亂轉電話 明明機關電話是公開 手長在理事長身上啊
理由是....我們不面對第一線 @@
連廠商都放話想打人 搞得天怒人怨
事蹟3
嫌垃圾車維修費過高 七、八年的車 本來就開始換東換西
更何況是每天鑽巷弄 開開停停的垃圾車呢?
還要求清潔隊一次整批採購100個輪胎 @@
輪胎是有期限又佔空間的東西
裝輪胎完還要定位吧
為了這件事 竟然還移送政風 要政風介入處理
可憐了隊長 秀才遇到天兵
事蹟4
核銷統計表裡有10筆特定金額 她怎麼算都只有9筆
用了兩種方法交叉驗算寫給她看
還註明是excel計算過的不會錯(懷疑她看得懂excel或知道這是啥嗎)
她堅持發放清冊裡用點算的只有9筆
最後發狠花5分鐘每筆貼標籤 貼出10筆 她才願意蓋章
事蹟5
抱怨網路很慢 卻不允許買新伺服器
理由是 我是連主計的網路 伺服器又用不到...
她可能以為伺服器裝在影印機裡吧
事蹟6
要求各課室郵資要累計到數千元才能核銷
可憐承辦或文具店廠商 可能要先墊錢半年或一年才能領錢
幸好最後被強烈抗議改成定期可核
唉~這應該不是在哪個位置看事情角度不同的問題了吧?
每次遇到或聽到關於主計的種種 都只能用趙哥的三七步和鼻音說:哼~瞎!
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