法律 - 律師工作討論

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By Emily
at 2011-11-09T11:14

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※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板 #1EkDIDeb ]

作者: cyrlt () 看板: joke
標題: [笑話] 法律
時間: Tue Nov 8 15:04:43 2011

老師在上課的時候問:「人人常講法律這個詞,那麼有人知道法跟律有什麼不同嗎?」



















小美說:「當然有不同囉,如果我跟我媽講"我的男朋友是律師"我媽會很高興,如果


我跟我媽講"我的男朋友是法師"那麼我會被我媽打死!」



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剛剛聽廣播聽到,覺得蠻好笑的

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By Zanna
at 2011-11-11T01:45
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By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2011-11-12T16:17
有笑 給推
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By Belly
at 2011-11-14T06:48
不錯
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By Lydia
at 2011-11-15T21:20
...這個梗不錯
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2011-11-17T11:52
有創意 考不上法官律師去當法師的延伸版 XD
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By Jessica
at 2011-11-19T02:23
補推
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By Rebecca
at 2011-11-20T16:55
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at 2011-11-22T07:26
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at 2011-11-23T21:58
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By Andrew
at 2011-11-25T12:29
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By Isla
at 2011-11-27T03:01
如果是真的會魔法的法師不好嗎? 不過如果是WOW的法師就...
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2011-11-28T17:32
30歲還是處男就有機會成為魔法師了
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By Hamiltion
at 2011-11-30T08:04
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Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2011-12-01T22:35
幹 法師會幫你補血有什麼不好
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2011-12-03T13:07
你MC來不用喝四物就把血補滿 你還不謝謝人家
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By Sarah
at 2011-12-05T03:38
讀者文摘魂
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By Puput
at 2011-12-06T18:10
這個不錯 XD
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2011-12-08T08:41
哈 i radio聽到的吼! 我剛剛也有聽到:D
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By Bethany
at 2011-12-09T23:13
XD
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By Anonymous
at 2011-12-11T13:45
法師只是讓你MC不用來 沒有補血的效果好嗎
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2011-12-13T04:16
XDDDDDDDDD法師
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2011-12-14T18:48
這個好笑XD
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By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2011-12-16T09:19
法師:用我的魔杖噴一點魔法液體進你體內 就可以讓你MC
10個月不會來喔!
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2011-12-17T23:51
道地的笑話XDDD
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By Suhail Hany
at 2011-12-19T14:22
有好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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By Adele
at 2011-12-21T04:54
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By Suhail Hany
at 2011-12-22T19:25
XDDD
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By Valerie
at 2011-12-24T09:57
這好笑XD
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By Ophelia
at 2011-12-26T00:28
收便宜火球術 意者帶價密
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By Mia
at 2011-12-27T15:00
我有火球、還有吸吻、通暢、冥想 自出
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By Candice
at 2011-12-29T05:31
快使用治癒術!
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By Ingrid
at 2011-12-30T20:03
補師比較好賺
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By William
at 2012-01-01T10:34
賣加速~~~~~
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By Daniel
at 2012-01-03T01:06
去去武器走
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By Ula
at 2012-01-04T15:38
賣加速 100
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By Hedwig
at 2012-01-06T06:09
f1你覺得舒服多了
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By George
at 2012-01-07T20:41
徵打手全智法師 +++
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By Mary
at 2012-01-09T11:12
不錯
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By Annie
at 2012-01-11T01:44
清新
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By William
at 2012-01-12T16:15
清新 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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By Sierra Rose
at 2012-01-14T06:47
COOL
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By Jessica
at 2012-01-15T21:18
清新
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By Adele
at 2012-01-17T11:50
蠻好笑的
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2012-01-19T02:21
法師夏天可以給你冰箱 冬天可以給你炎爆 實用性大多了
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By Candice
at 2012-01-20T16:53
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By Anonymous
at 2012-01-22T07:24
顏爆
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By Odelette
at 2012-01-23T21:56
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By Odelette
at 2012-01-25T12:27
如果有接骨木魔杖、重生石、隱形斗篷就無敵囉!
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By Gilbert
at 2012-01-27T02:59
XD
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By Odelette
at 2012-01-28T17:31
XD
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By Charlotte
at 2012-01-30T08:02
法師:幹!就不要跟我要加加
George avatar
By George
at 2012-01-31T22:34
還滿有梗的!
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By Damian
at 2012-02-02T13:05
葛分多加分
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By Lucy
at 2012-02-04T03:37
XD
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By Oliver
at 2012-02-05T18:08
XD
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By Odelette
at 2012-02-07T08:40
好像有聽過 不過還是很好笑XD
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By Connor
at 2012-02-08T23:11
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By Jack
at 2012-02-10T13:43
記得幫團隊補一下智
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By Noah
at 2012-02-12T04:14
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By Frederic
at 2012-02-13T18:46
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By Zora
at 2012-02-15T09:17
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By Bethany
at 2012-02-16T23:49
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By Emily
at 2012-02-18T14:20
你們說的是巫師 法師是念經的...
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By Audriana
at 2012-02-20T04:52
天堂法師還會召喚術呢
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By Frederica
at 2012-02-21T19:24
哈哈哈哈 現實
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By Liam
at 2012-02-23T09:55
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Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2012-02-25T00:27
法師下面還會噴光箭
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By Barb Cronin
at 2012-02-26T14:58
請幫 ++
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By Jessica
at 2012-02-28T05:30
采 花
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at 2012-02-29T20:01
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By Susan
at 2012-03-02T10:33
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By Heather
at 2012-03-04T01:04
哈哈哈
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By Xanthe
at 2012-03-05T15:36
推推
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By Damian
at 2012-03-07T06:07
法師,快開水包
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By Jacky
at 2012-03-08T20:39
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By Mia
at 2012-03-10T11:10
光箭
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By Hazel
at 2012-03-12T01:42
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By Frederic
at 2012-03-13T16:13
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By Andy
at 2012-03-15T06:45
....
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By Zora
at 2012-03-16T21:17
!!!!!!!究極光裂術!!!!!!!
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By Suhail Hany
at 2012-03-18T11:48
+10智杖
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By Emma
at 2012-03-20T02:20
男朋友是法師就有免費水包 有啥不好
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By Faithe
at 2012-03-21T16:51
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhUvK2PgUe4 白魔法師XD
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By Margaret
at 2012-03-23T07:23
哈哈
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By Audriana
at 2012-03-24T21:54
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By Necoo
at 2012-03-26T12:26
XD
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By Hedda
at 2012-03-28T02:57
幻術師哭哭
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By Jake
at 2012-03-29T17:29
可以幫補血再來
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By Brianna
at 2012-03-31T08:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2012-04-01T22:32
法師可補血 律師可補
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By Emma
at 2012-04-03T13:03
XDDDDD
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By Caitlin
at 2012-04-05T03:35
XD
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By Regina
at 2012-04-06T18:06
其實還不錯 我不知道為啥沒笑...給箭頭@@
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By Robert
at 2012-04-08T08:38
樓上真的是給箭頭嗎?!
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2012-04-09T23:10
男朋友是魔法師
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By Sarah
at 2012-04-11T13:41
有笑有推XD
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By Ethan
at 2012-04-13T04:13
有聽到 +1 XDDDDDDDDD
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By Doris
at 2012-04-14T18:44
笑了XD
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2012-04-16T09:16
前幾天在哪個版也有看到類似的...徵人問誰懂法 要請家教
結果真的來了個大法師...
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2012-04-17T23:47
法師是最imba的職業好嗎
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By Agatha
at 2012-04-19T14:19
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By Olivia
at 2012-04-21T04:50
難道法師臭了嗎?
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By Sierra Rose
at 2012-04-22T19:22
清流啊!
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By Jake
at 2012-04-24T09:53
XDDDDDD
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By Donna
at 2012-04-26T00:25
讓他爆XD
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By Leila
at 2012-04-27T14:56
XDDDD
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By Kelly
at 2012-04-29T05:28
懷念推文的天堂梗 T___________T
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By Christine
at 2012-04-30T19:59
傻傻的 知道法師出名可以賺多大嗎
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By Audriana
at 2012-05-02T10:31
XDD
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By Liam
at 2012-05-04T01:03
爲什麼我聽過了XDD?
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By Blanche
at 2012-05-05T15:34
XD
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By Una
at 2012-05-07T06:06
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By Thomas
at 2012-05-08T20:37
鴿子封包?
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By Liam
at 2012-05-10T11:09
我笑了
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By Sandy
at 2012-05-12T01:40
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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By Barb Cronin
at 2012-05-13T16:12
天堂!!!!!!
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By David
at 2012-05-15T06:43
會補血的應該是牧師吧?XDDDDD
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2012-05-16T21:15
有梗
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By Damian
at 2012-05-18T11:46
魔法師!!
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By Susan
at 2012-05-20T02:18
過了30歲還保持童真的話....
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By Bethany
at 2012-05-21T16:49
保護罩、高級膣慾術、寒冷顫慄、蒂裂術、顏爆術
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2012-05-23T07:21
有兩個法師來噓
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By Faithe
at 2012-05-24T21:52
這哪裡好笑...........
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By Joseph
at 2012-05-26T12:24
喔找到了 這篇http://ppt.cc/5sq@
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By Carolina Franco
at 2012-05-28T02:56
XDD
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By Damian
at 2012-05-29T17:27
XD
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By Andy
at 2012-05-31T07:59
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2012-06-01T22:30
這真的沒有op嗎?我怎麼覺得好久好久以前在板上看過@@
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By Ophelia
at 2012-06-03T13:02
覺得沒有到爆的程度
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By David
at 2012-06-05T03:33
可是他還是爆了
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By Yuri
at 2012-06-06T18:05
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By George
at 2012-06-08T08:36
靠北 我大笑
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By Daniel
at 2012-06-09T23:08
i radio+1
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By Oscar
at 2012-06-11T13:39
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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By Aaliyah
at 2012-06-13T04:11
XDDD
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By Candice
at 2012-06-14T18:42
三義休息站的廁所有這笑話
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By Sierra Rose
at 2012-06-16T09:14
沒在玩遊戲 笑點理解無法
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By Joseph
at 2012-06-17T23:45
清流~~~
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By Zenobia
at 2012-06-19T14:17
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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By Damian
at 2012-06-21T04:49
我大笑
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By Hardy
at 2012-06-22T19:20
沒玩遊戲也可以啊=.= 證嚴法師和證嚴一樣嗎?
律師
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By Gilbert
at 2012-06-24T09:52
完全沒感覺
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By Zenobia
at 2012-06-26T00:23
XDDDD
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By Andy
at 2012-06-27T14:55
XD
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By Ivy
at 2012-06-29T05:26
莫名的好笑~
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2012-06-30T19:58
我也是笑不出來....
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2012-07-02T10:29
無論如何覺得不好笑..
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2012-07-04T01:01
很好笑XD 因為現在已經直覺性的變成看到這種題目
就有申論題的fu~
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By Poppy
at 2012-07-05T15:32
OP
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By Bennie
at 2012-07-07T06:04
XDDDD
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By Ingrid
at 2012-07-08T20:35
bomb
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By Emma
at 2012-07-10T11:07
好笑欸推
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By Valerie
at 2012-07-12T01:38
釣出一堆宅宅
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By Sandy
at 2012-07-13T16:10
讓我來讓這篇爆吧!
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By Rosalind
at 2012-07-15T06:42
XDD
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By Jessica
at 2012-07-16T21:13
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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By Gary
at 2012-07-18T11:45
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By Vanessa
at 2012-07-20T02:16
魔法書:(通暢中__術) 魔法書:(體魄強__術)
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2012-07-21T16:48
哪裡好笑啊= = 在這板除了4V45我還真不記得我噓過誰....
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By Quintina
at 2012-07-23T07:19
清流!!!
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By Ida
at 2012-07-24T21:51
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By Dinah
at 2012-07-26T12:22
............................
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By Ursula
at 2012-07-28T02:54
WOW法師表示:
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2012-07-29T17:25
有笑有推XDDD
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By Puput
at 2012-07-31T07:57
XNTOU121X話不要說太滿 自己GOOGLE你自己就知道有沒有噓過
別人了 還看到不少勒 不過另推一下這篇好笑XD
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2012-08-01T22:28
很好笑啊!!!!!!!!!!
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2012-08-03T13:00
"證嚴律師" <--你笑給我看 沒腦的傢伙
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2012-08-05T03:31
到底知不知道笑的人笑點在哪啊?這位仁兄
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2012-08-06T18:03
我也是看推文才知道他們的笑點在哪 這樣當然不會想笑
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2012-08-08T08:35
你行的話 你解釋看看何謂"證嚴律師"啊
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2012-08-09T23:06
我也沒有噓 這位仁兄在硬凹什麼?這笑話本就有預設背景啊!
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By Cara
at 2012-08-11T13:38
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By Rae
at 2012-08-13T04:09
XDDDDD
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2012-08-14T18:41
笑點在哪...
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By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2012-08-16T09:12
男友是法師是被宗教詐騙,笑點是這樣吧(IF要無關遊戲)
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2012-08-17T23:44
好白爛XDDDD
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By Jack
at 2012-08-19T14:15
搏君一笑 不能轉的話我會刪此文
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2012-08-21T04:47
還OK啦...反正不是天堂與地獄的老梗
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By Callum
at 2012-08-22T19:18
不錯笑XD
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By Rebecca
at 2012-08-24T09:50
有笑有推!!!
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2012-08-26T00:21
這年頭法師可能比律師好賺了...
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By Adele
at 2012-08-27T14:53
)

迴避問題

Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2011-11-09T07:47
狀況一: a需要迴避甲地方法院檢察署,那a可以去甲地方的警局、調查局陪同偵訊嗎? 狀況二: b、c皆須迴避乙地方法院檢察署,因丙案屬於乙地檢署偵辦,偵察中檢察官將 該案送地方調解委員會調解,請問b、c可否出席該次調解嗎? 狀況三: d為丁之前案辯護人,後d轉為戊所委任,因後案而告丁,d此時為後案之 ...

請問一下 口條不好適合當律師嗎

Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2011-11-08T22:00
請問一下 小弟自己講話 有時候會結巴 最早是先天家族性的遺傳 國小也是別人講我才知道自己講話有問題 不然自己也沒感覺 也不會在意 但長大不知道什麼時候 就變成心因性了 準備要開口 就會不由自主的緊張 全身顫抖緊繃 結巴不順 講話也會很出力 但也有能放鬆 講話順的時候 不過目前不太能掌握 想問說 我這樣 ...

為了會計輔系延畢對於求職有幫助嗎?

Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2011-11-07T20:28
(板規四、純粹升學、生涯規劃問題,與律師無關者,禁止詢問。 我想我應該沒有合致本條全部構成要件吧...如果有違反請告知,馬上自D 搜尋了and#34;會計and#34;and#34;輔系and#34;只有看到雙主修的神人,所以才想發問) 請問各位律師,小弟我往後若有幸考上國家考試,文憑上多一個會 ...

2011第十五屆全國科技法律研討會熱烈報名中

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By Olive
at 2011-11-04T21:37
※ [本文轉錄自 NCTU_ITL 看板 #1EdSmWpL ] ▄▄ ▄▄◢ ◢▌ ◢█◣ ██████ ███◥◣█ ◥◣ █ ▄▄ ◢◤ ◥◣ ▍▄▄▄▌◆▋ █ ◥◣█ ◥◣███ ▃▃ ▄▄ ...

各位道長要是遇到這種情形會怎樣處理

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By Selena
at 2011-11-04T18:12
原PO並非律師,是代自己的律師朋友發文: 小弟我是受雇律師,之前有個案子牽涉到三方, 1.小弟事務所的當事人是A、被告是B還有利害關係的第三人是C, C對A已取得X元債權的執行名義(A名下無財產,但找得到人沒有跑路), 但A主張是受B委任處理事務才因而負擔X元債務, 所以提起and#34;B應 ...