為什麼一般員工普遍對HR的評價都不好? - 離職

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鬼島沒有比較扯HR,
只有無敵霹靂扯HR~
A.
某科技軟體開發公司:
老闆主動連絡我,
老闆親自面試,
被錄取.
HR在我之後才被面試和報到.
某天,
HR走到我座位旁邊,用命令式口吻:
當初是我面試你的,
你才進得來,
所以介紹人獎金要填我的名字!
她就把介紹人獎金表格丟我桌上.
我理都不理他.
把介紹人獎金表格拿來包垃圾.
之後HR處處找麻煩,
我上報老闆,
結果老闆要我們兩個自己私下解決.
蓋!
做了幾年後,
我拿完所有獎金和紅利,
離職跳槽.
在離職的半年前,
同幾位被HR搞過的同事,
一起對HR曉以大義,
讓她深刻體會到她一直以來是如何對待同事,
讓她感動到痛哭流涕,
她也好好思考著未來應該如何改過自新。
除了HR外,
我們剩下在公司的時光真的很爽~~~
大家心情都很好~~~
B.
某系統廠:
肥滋滋HR,
不知道我位階,
以為我很年輕.
到我身旁:
轉告你的處長,
OOXXOOXXOOXXOOX...
你記好了沒?
沒幫我轉達給處長,
你就死定了!
下午,
該HR被通知做到今天.
欺善怕惡,
狐假虎威的HR,
鬼島滿街都是.
C.
某世界級外商:
我通過層層關卡的面試,
卻遲遲一直沒收到offer.
寫信給HR部門.
左岸和鬼島華人HR回信表示:
他們沒收到要錄取我的消息.
寫信給面試我的工作團隊,
工作團隊表示,
早就錄取了,
還以為我不去上班
他們會趕緊問HR部門.
外國人HR部門表示,
她已經跑完公司系統流程,
理應我都該在公司內的座位上上班了.
那幾位左岸和鬼島華人HR被抓到,
偷偷修改外商在內地的系統,
讓原本沒被錄取的啦雞們,
變成啦雞們被錄取,
還報到上班了.
聽說那幾位左岸和鬼島華人HR被革職,賠錢,
啦雞們被公安們抓.
他們面對刑責,
而且終生不被錄用.
D
某希臘單字代工廠:
通知我面試.
到了現場,
HR要我做性向測驗.
做完後,
腦滿腸肥主管進來面試.
腦滿腸肥主管:
你剛畢業喔,
學經歷不太夠喔,
公司還得花時間教育你.
2xk左右薪資你可以接受嗎?
我回說我不是剛畢業耶~
腦滿腸肥主管很大聲:
XXX!
所以你是寫假履歷騙面試機會嗎?
對於你這種人,
公司不會錄取你的喔~
我心中:
蓋!
我說:
我不是XXX.
我是OOO.
腦滿腸肥主管當場呆掉,叫HR進來.
我心中:
蓋蓋蓋!
原來是HR拿錯履歷和考券...
E
某新創公司:
不知道為什麼是一隻超級老HR.
一般年紀越大,
人會越圓滑.
這隻老HR剛好相反,
拿東西給同事,
總是被他從背後拋東西到桌上,
突然被嚇到那種動作.
老HR講話口齒不清,
又喜歡國台語交雜,
別人聽不懂,
請他重說一遍,
他還森77罵人.
某天,
有同事發現公司讓大家喝的免費即溶包幾合一那種咖啡,
味道怪怪的,
他拉了好幾天.
然後一堆同事附和,
他們吃了公司的零食點心,
常常進出廁所.
反應給公司老HR,
老HR說
那些都是高檔的東西,
你們年輕人體質真差,
吃不了高檔的東西.
要多鍛鍊!
後來有同事去撈被丟棄的每個星期免費飲料餐點外包裝袋檢查,
赫然發現,
老HR竟然都買過期商品,
大概9/10公司免費餐點的經費都被他私吞了.
結果老HR是新創公司老闆爸爸的好朋友,
所以只被下令不得再負責這項免費餐點添購業務,
老HR卻沒被革職...
這間新創公司還在...
--
只有無敵霹靂扯HR~
A.
某科技軟體開發公司:
老闆主動連絡我,
老闆親自面試,
被錄取.
HR在我之後才被面試和報到.
某天,
HR走到我座位旁邊,用命令式口吻:
當初是我面試你的,
你才進得來,
所以介紹人獎金要填我的名字!
她就把介紹人獎金表格丟我桌上.
我理都不理他.
把介紹人獎金表格拿來包垃圾.
之後HR處處找麻煩,
我上報老闆,
結果老闆要我們兩個自己私下解決.
蓋!
做了幾年後,
我拿完所有獎金和紅利,
離職跳槽.
在離職的半年前,
同幾位被HR搞過的同事,
一起對HR曉以大義,
讓她深刻體會到她一直以來是如何對待同事,
讓她感動到痛哭流涕,
她也好好思考著未來應該如何改過自新。
除了HR外,
我們剩下在公司的時光真的很爽~~~
大家心情都很好~~~
B.
某系統廠:
肥滋滋HR,
不知道我位階,
以為我很年輕.
到我身旁:
轉告你的處長,
OOXXOOXXOOXXOOX...
你記好了沒?
沒幫我轉達給處長,
你就死定了!
下午,
該HR被通知做到今天.
欺善怕惡,
狐假虎威的HR,
鬼島滿街都是.
C.
某世界級外商:
我通過層層關卡的面試,
卻遲遲一直沒收到offer.
寫信給HR部門.
左岸和鬼島華人HR回信表示:
他們沒收到要錄取我的消息.
寫信給面試我的工作團隊,
工作團隊表示,
早就錄取了,
還以為我不去上班
他們會趕緊問HR部門.
外國人HR部門表示,
她已經跑完公司系統流程,
理應我都該在公司內的座位上上班了.
那幾位左岸和鬼島華人HR被抓到,
偷偷修改外商在內地的系統,
讓原本沒被錄取的啦雞們,
變成啦雞們被錄取,
還報到上班了.
聽說那幾位左岸和鬼島華人HR被革職,賠錢,
啦雞們被公安們抓.
他們面對刑責,
而且終生不被錄用.
D
某希臘單字代工廠:
通知我面試.
到了現場,
HR要我做性向測驗.
做完後,
腦滿腸肥主管進來面試.
腦滿腸肥主管:
你剛畢業喔,
學經歷不太夠喔,
公司還得花時間教育你.
2xk左右薪資你可以接受嗎?
我回說我不是剛畢業耶~
腦滿腸肥主管很大聲:
XXX!
所以你是寫假履歷騙面試機會嗎?
對於你這種人,
公司不會錄取你的喔~
我心中:
蓋!
我說:
我不是XXX.
我是OOO.
腦滿腸肥主管當場呆掉,叫HR進來.
我心中:
蓋蓋蓋!
原來是HR拿錯履歷和考券...
E
某新創公司:
不知道為什麼是一隻超級老HR.
一般年紀越大,
人會越圓滑.
這隻老HR剛好相反,
拿東西給同事,
總是被他從背後拋東西到桌上,
突然被嚇到那種動作.
老HR講話口齒不清,
又喜歡國台語交雜,
別人聽不懂,
請他重說一遍,
他還森77罵人.
某天,
有同事發現公司讓大家喝的免費即溶包幾合一那種咖啡,
味道怪怪的,
他拉了好幾天.
然後一堆同事附和,
他們吃了公司的零食點心,
常常進出廁所.
反應給公司老HR,
老HR說
那些都是高檔的東西,
你們年輕人體質真差,
吃不了高檔的東西.
要多鍛鍊!
後來有同事去撈被丟棄的每個星期免費飲料餐點外包裝袋檢查,
赫然發現,
老HR竟然都買過期商品,
大概9/10公司免費餐點的經費都被他私吞了.
結果老HR是新創公司老闆爸爸的好朋友,
所以只被下令不得再負責這項免費餐點添購業務,
老HR卻沒被革職...
這間新創公司還在...
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