在GG做無腦的事! - 離職

Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2017-02-16T22:51

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你進來只需要知道一件事,

GG只需要一個腦,那個腦就是張爺爺的腦!其他人就是負責聽那一顆腦做事就對了!

帶著一顆無腦的心來到GG做事,你會開心又愉快,

因為通常有腦的人,會漸漸的離職,或是逐漸腦死.....

我在GG已經超過七年,

現在翻碩士論文,哇幹,天書,都看不懂~

早就已經腦殘了,

不過雖然這幾年腦紋越來越光滑,

但是我的手紋卻越來越粗糙,

甚麼都沒學到,但扶老闆覽巴這一點卻越來越厲害呢!

老闆常常被我扶一扶,就高興地噴了一地,這就是離開GG你會帶走的功夫阿!

GG常常強調PIP,但你仔細看,這個I,看久了就像是l,PIP,PIP,其實就是PlP,

這個l,就是leader的意思,leader露出老二,就成了L,所以PLP就是GG生存之道,

只要把這個L搓成l,甚至變成~, 那你就成功惹

所以我常常跟茶妹說,我們的工作挺像的呢! buddy buddy la~

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Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2017-02-17T10:52
哈...中肯
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2017-02-21T09:53
辦新帳號發廢文 很會
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2017-02-22T14:05
中肯
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2017-02-25T19:12
GG賺的錢,茶妹也會有分紅~ 季分紅時茶妹都知道^^
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2017-02-28T18:32
下班喝茶去!
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2017-03-03T04:45
內行的GG人給推!
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2017-03-03T22:10
每年2,5,8,11月,手機總是一堆未接來電,GG很忙
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2017-03-04T07:28
XDDD
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2017-03-07T06:22
的確很像 都是賺GG的錢
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2017-03-11T15:20
沒錯
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2017-03-11T22:34
掰肛門勝過flower
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2017-03-14T22:22
筆記中
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2017-03-17T10:38
id正確
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2017-03-19T08:38
在GG上班跪舔老闆LP 下班找茶妹來舔LP 噴了一地讚啦
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2017-03-20T21:26
其實蠻中肯的
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2017-03-21T09:13
id正確
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2017-03-23T17:50
不要教些有的沒的^^
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2017-03-26T11:14
在GG用GG賺錢
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2017-03-30T03:00
下班為GG花錢
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2017-04-01T19:43
xddd
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2017-04-03T15:36
XD
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2017-04-08T02:26
XD
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2017-04-12T16:51
不知道該說什麼...給你箭頭好了XDD
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2017-04-14T12:55
讚啦 不愧是待GG超過5年的高手 精髓都學到了
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2017-04-17T20:42
PLP大勝!
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2017-04-19T09:02
PLP才是真功夫
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2017-04-19T20:55
中肯推
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2017-04-23T07:27
XD
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2017-04-23T19:17
你一定是GG的高手高手高高手
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2017-04-26T18:01
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2017-04-29T16:03
笑了,大大超有才。
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2017-05-03T16:14
中肯
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2017-05-05T11:56
XDD
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2017-05-09T19:13
一小時有NT.1200嗎?
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2017-05-10T17:34
我笑了
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2017-05-13T11:52
猛哥
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2017-05-14T08:58
笑死
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2017-05-16T22:14
光暱稱就先讓同事gg了
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2017-05-17T03:17
笑到推
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2017-05-19T14:06
相當好的見解
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2017-05-21T08:15
哈哈哈哈哈
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2017-05-23T15:01
XD
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2017-05-24T02:56
哈哈
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2017-05-27T02:52
這完全是GG很多單位的寫照,老闆一直跟我們強調做人比做
事重要,看大家做事PLP又比做人更重要。整天靠腰要我們注
重向上管理…
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2017-05-27T13:39
不能同意你更多了 等老張淡出 GG 就準備上路了..
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2017-05-31T22:04
XD
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2017-06-05T20:13
幹 暱稱正確 內文又好笑XD
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2017-06-08T16:30
不要跟我搶張爺爺
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2017-06-08T19:18
PLP wwwww
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2017-06-12T21:15
有笑有推
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2017-06-16T16:41
.........XD
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2017-06-18T11:24
PLP PLP PLP!!!
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2017-06-20T10:27
有創意,推
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2017-06-25T04:48
唉滴正確
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2017-06-27T14:13
好中肯 不會捧的人真的居下風
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2017-06-28T02:43
張爺爺 我愛你 張:今年我決定發給大家一萬二
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2017-06-30T10:22
PLP系畢業才是王道
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2017-07-04T01:56
XD
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2017-07-06T14:01
id正確
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2017-07-10T05:45
XD
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2017-07-14T13:48
錢多事少讃啦
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2017-07-17T21:51
向上管理說穿了不就是向上PLP嗎
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2017-07-20T07:56
........
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2017-07-21T02:34
原來是PLP XDD
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2017-07-23T09:53
中肯推推

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