Mark Twain (Monkey) - 翻譯

Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2009-02-19T22:18

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The only reason why God created man is because he was disappointed with
the monkey.
-- Mark Twain

上帝造人的唯一理由是，他對猴子很失望。

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桃樂絲: 可是, 如果你沒有頭腦, 為什麼會說話?
稻草人: ㄝ, 我也不知... 但是有些人沒有頭腦也能說超～多話呢。

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Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2009-02-21T11:20
其實不錯笑XD
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2009-02-26T00:56
好可愛XD
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2009-02-28T06:13
造女人的理由是…
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2009-03-02T09:54
對男人感到失望? XD
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2009-03-06T17:07
公猴→母猴→男人→女人 上帝處於恆久的失望狀態中

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Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2009-02-18T00:04
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. -- Mark Twain 花椰菜…不過就是棵唸過大學的高麗菜。 怎見得？有圖為證： http://w ...

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Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2009-02-17T22:09
※ [本文轉錄自 Eng-Class 看板] 作者: nantonaku (nantonaku) 看板: Eng-Class 標題: [求譯] no stake in? 時間: Tue Feb 17 22:09:13 2009 求中譯／英譯： those who are in autho ...

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Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2009-02-17T06:52
Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening. -- Alexander Woollcott 我所喜愛的事物，全都不是違法，就是背德，再不然就是會變胖。 ...

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Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2009-02-16T07:44
Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved. -- Mark Twain 為何我們在誕生時歡喜而在� ...

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Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2009-02-15T17:15
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