Neil Kinnock - 翻譯

Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2009-02-20T20:27

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Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got
the smallest.
--Neil Kinnock

只有手機,會讓男人互相比較誰的最小。
-- 尼爾‧金諾克, (前)英國工黨黨魁

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桃樂絲: 可是, 如果你沒有頭腦, 為什麼會說話?
稻草人: ㄝ, 我也不知... 但是有些人沒有頭腦也能說超~多話呢。

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All Comments

Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2009-02-22T07:51
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2009-02-24T00:09
哪有這麼幼稚?鄉民都是三十而立的...
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2009-02-25T00:15
男人比大小時,只有手機才是越小的越好

Friendship

Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2009-02-20T20:05
FRIENDSHIP, n. A ship big enough to carry two in fair weather, but only one in foul. 友誼: 船的一種,在晴天時可以載兩個人,但颳風下雨時只能載一個。 (按: Frien ...

Love

Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2009-02-19T23:44
LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder. 戀愛 [名] 一種暫時性的精神異常,可藉由結婚� ...

Mark Twain (Monkey)

Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2009-02-19T22:18
The only reason why God created man is because he was disappointed with the monkey. -- Mark Twain 上帝造人的唯一理由是,他對猴子很失�� ...

俄羅斯諺語

Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2009-02-18T19:52
Having a good wife and rich cabbage soup, seek not other things. 有個好老婆和一鍋濃濃的高麗菜湯,人生夫復何求 -- 桃樂絲: 可是, 如果你沒有頭腦, 為什麼會� ...

Mark Twain (Cauliflower)

John avatar
By John
at 2009-02-18T00:04
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. -- Mark Twain 花椰菜…不過就是棵唸過大學的高麗菜。 怎見得?有圖為證: http://w ...