Bungei Shunju - 翻譯

The best case: Get salary from America, build a house in England,
live with a Japanese wife, and eat Chinese food.
理想狀況: 拿美國薪水, 住英國房子, 娶日本老婆, 吃中國菜。

Pretty good case: Get salary from England, build a house in America,
live with a Chinese wife, and eat Japanese food.
還不錯的狀況: 拿英國薪水, 住美國房子, 娶中國老婆, 吃日本料理。

The worst case: Get salary from China, build a house in Japan,
live with a British wife, and eat American food.
最糟糕的狀況: 拿中國薪水, 住日本房子, 娶英國老婆, 吃美國菜。

-- Bungei Shunju, a popular Japanese magazine
文藝春秋, 知名日本月刊

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桃樂絲: 可是, 如果你沒有頭腦, 為什麼會說話?
稻草人: ㄝ, 我也不知... 但是有些人沒有頭腦也能說超～多話呢。

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