雙魚 - 翻譯

PISCES (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20)
You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being
followed by the CIA or FBI. You have minor influence over your
associates and people resent your flaunting of your power. You lack
confidence and you are generally a coward. Pisces people do terrible
things to small animals.

雙魚座 (2月19日-3月20日)
你有強烈的妄想，總覺得自己被 CIA 或 FBI 跟監。你對週遭的人沒啥影響力，
而你炫耀權力讓他們心懷怨恨。你缺乏自信，整體來說是個膽小鬼。雙魚會對
小動物做非常變態的事。

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這是 UNIX 指令 fortune 裡面的資料, 我認為出自該程式作者 Ken Arnold 手筆,
要不然就是他從不知道什麼地方抄來的。Ken 最著名的作品是冒險遊戲 Rogue

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Unix IS user friendly. It's just selective about who its friends are.

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